This is inspired by a DUmmy thread listed just below. and it offers what Republican women really do when they gather together...as seen by Liberal eyes of course...
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83695.0.html
"Welcome ladies to the Republican Young Wives Association. The chair recognizes Mabel Frumpbucket with today's agenda."
Mabel stands. "At 9, we the the young wives obedience class. At 10 we have snacks, and coffee. at 10:30, we have a guest speaker with,
The Joy of Washing Dishes. I know I've been waiting for that one."
"But first we have our committee reports. Fifi, you're up first."
Fifi stands proudly. "The Childbearing Intervention Committee tried but failed to persuade a liberal to have children for her husband. (Collective Gasp) I'm afraid we'll have to put her down. Her name has been submitted to the assassination committee."
"That must mean we're next." Lulu said. "As you know the Assassination Committee has been busy with random shooting to push the democrats into an anti-gun frenzy and thus start the 2nd civil war. But, like Jello, there's always room for a DUmmie in our schedule. Which reminds me, I made a great desert for my husband the other night!" (excited whispers over a new recipe race through the room.)
"Order! Order! Lets stay professional ladies. The recipe exchange is right after the biweekly beating of a liberal at 11."
