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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2013, 10:08:47 PM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on February 05, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
If only all of them would stop reproducing...

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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2013, 11:27:29 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 09:19:33 PM
It could be true, but I like to think that our military men can identify a crazy moonbat.  Then again, the crazy dwarf is married to a military man.  We don't know the circumstances, though. It's possible he took a bullet for the  team.

No, not even coach would agree to take that bullet.

I'm pretty sure Mr. nadin was permanently addled during a long submerged patrol, during which the boat's oxygen sensor was miscalibrated.

A few months of oxygen starvation destroyed a lot of brain cells.

The entire crew was affected. Their commanding officer was forced to retire, and now hoards canned milk in San Diego.
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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2013, 12:01:43 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 05, 2013, 11:27:29 PM
No, not even coach would agree to take that bullet.

I'm pretty sure Mr. nadin was permanently addled during a long submerged patrol, during which the boat's oxygen sensor was miscalibrated.

A few months of oxygen starvation destroyed a lot of brain cells.

The entire crew was affected. Their commanding officer was forced to retire, and now hoards canned milk in San Diego.

 :lmao:

There's taking one for the team, and then there's utter stupidity or brain damage.  Perhaps you are right about the oxygen on the boat.
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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2013, 03:46:28 AM »
Her husband can't get drunk enough to **** her, let alone having to worry about conception.
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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2013, 08:45:09 AM »
Amen to all the replies on this thread.

The OP:  "Get over it!!!!"  How full of yourself can you get, that you think we are clambering to have you reproduce?  That we are heart-broken, and must get over it, and move on? 

 
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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2013, 08:51:48 AM »
And the gene pool just got a little cleaner with that announcement.
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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2013, 09:40:22 AM »
No sweat off my back you DUche. That simply means more opportunities for my kids. Quit making drama where there is none.   :ohnoes:
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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2013, 01:18:02 PM »
Like this kind of shit actually happens anymore. Is she living in the 19th century? Iran maybe?

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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2013, 04:36:55 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 06, 2013, 01:18:02 PM
Like this kind of shit actually happens anymore. Is she living in the 19th century? Iran maybe?

Cindie

Well now, the spousal unit and myself get asked that question quite a bit.  We are always gracious in our response, though, as some people might not understand that our 'right time' might not necessarily be what they think should be our 'right time'; Ecclesiastes 3, and all that.

That being said, if the Lady Liberty primitive looks anything like the photographs I have seen, I can understand why some might ask her if she's going to have children.  I'm sure it is a load off their minds when she snipes back a resolute 'NO!'. 

Originally, the primitive was going to walk from Springfield, MO, to somewhere in Washington state, in early September.  I think she got as far as eastern Kansas, or thereabouts. 

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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2013, 09:41:29 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on February 06, 2013, 04:36:55 PM
Well now, the spousal unit and myself get asked that question quite a bit.  We are always gracious in our response, though, as some people might not understand that our 'right time' might not necessarily be what they think should be our 'right time'; Ecclesiastes 3, and all that.

That being said, if the Lady Liberty primitive looks anything like the photographs I have seen, I can understand why some might ask her if she's going to have children.  I'm sure it is a load off their minds when she snipes back a resolute 'NO!'. 

Originally, the primitive was going to walk from Springfield, MO, to somewhere in Washington state, in early September.  I think she got as far as eastern Kansas, or thereabouts. 

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Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2013, 10:37:10 PM »
The more of you left leaning scum that don't have kids is the only positive thing about abortions I can see. Fewer of you around the better the country will be off.
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