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babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« on: February 02, 2013, 04:22:04 AM »
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Oh my.

In case anyone's forgotten, the babbling sister primitive is one of the copy-and-paste queens of Skins's island; please notice her post-count, which is nearly all copy-and-paste jobs.

The babbling sister primitive was married to a guy in Texas who doted upon her, catered to her every need and want, gave her all sorts of presents, but that wasn't enough, and so she divorced him three or four years ago.

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babylonsister (142,707 posts)    Sat Feb 2, 2013, 12:03 AM

Has anyone here had any experiences on dating sites, negative ones? Like the guy who had a pic from 20 years ago, and is now 40# heavier and 20 years older? Guilty...
 
Or the guy who claimed he was a lib 'til he gave me his e-mail addy w/his name, I looked him up on FB, and he had as a favorite I love Glen Beck? Guilty...

Or the 20 somethings who swear they like older women?

It's been an experience...

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hrmjustin (5,871 posts)    Sat Feb 2, 2013, 12:07 AM

1. I have a cousin who has a 3 year relationship because of a dating website.

She went on the site and a few days later they met and have been together since. I have friends who have told me it is not really worth it. I guess it is the luck of the draw. I prefer to go to a bar to meet people, but that is just me.

In case anyone's forgotten, Mrs. Alfred Packer, the hippywife primitive, first met hippyhubby Wild Bill via a dating site on the internet.  She lived in Ohio, he in Oklahoma, at the time.

Since Wild Bill's illiterate though, he had to have his lesbo sister do all the writing for him.

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babylonsister (142,707 posts)    Sat Feb 2, 2013, 12:22 AM

2. Well, I'm an ...ahem...older woman...

so can't/won't go to a bar alone. Do go with friends when I can, but that's not always happening.

These sites can make you feel fantabulous or like crapola, depending on feedback.

I have made some good friends, but have met some very strange people also.

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Fridays Child (23,440 posts)    Sat Feb 2, 2013, 02:09 AM

7. Don't even get me started!

Those *25 years younger/25 pounds lighter* photos are so common! Do they really think we won't notice how much their appearance has changed when we meet them?

I haven't checked out any of the female profiles but I imagine that plenty of women do the same thing.

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babylonsister (142,707 posts)    Sat Feb 2, 2013, 02:25 AM

8. Very interesting, in a word, but boring in GA...

nah, I'm being a pill tonight, about an aborted 'date'.

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alarimer (11,320 posts)   Sat Feb 2, 2013, 01:00 AM

3. No one ever writes to me.

I don't think I'm hideous, so I have no idea why no one ever writes. They check me out.
 
Around here, I suspect it's because I use words that are too big for them (yes, I am surrounded by right-wing redneck idiots).
 
And possibly I'm picky. No conservatives, no religious freaks, no "country boys". That leaves very little. But hey, solitude before settling is what I say.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 06:00:13 AM »
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babylonsister (142,707 posts)    Sat Feb 2, 2013, 12:03 AM

Has anyone here had any experiences on dating sites, negative ones? Like the guy who had a pic from 20 years ago, and is now 40# heavier and 20 years older? Guilty...
 
Or the guy who claimed he was a lib 'til he gave me his e-mail addy w/his name, I looked him up on FB, and he had as a favorite I love Glen Beck? Guilty...

Or the 20 somethings who swear they like older women?

It's been an experience...

For some reason this reminded me of the joke about the guy that had tried to join a dating site and gotten refused membership. When he told his friend about it his friend asked why they would deny him. He told his friend that it was because of the questionnaire. He said that one of the questions on the membership questionnaire was 'what do you like in a woman' and apparently the correct answer was not 'my pecker'.
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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2013, 08:25:32 AM »
Oh my word.
I hope coach doesn't think he has to take another one for the team.  :panic:
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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2013, 08:31:17 AM »
Babbling sister primitive should start looking in dumpsters for the love of her life. Maybe someone will throw away a perfectly good DUmmie.
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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2013, 08:44:05 AM »
Can you imagine the hell of self absorbtion and entitlement a DUmp female would bring to a relationship?  :o

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2013, 08:52:37 AM »
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alarimer (11,320 posts)   Sat Feb 2, 2013, 01:00 AM

3. No one ever writes to me.

I don't think I'm hideous, so I have no idea why no one ever writes. They check me out.
 
Around here, I suspect it's because I use words that are too big for them (yes, I am surrounded by right-wing redneck idiots).
 
And possibly I'm picky. No conservatives, no religious freaks, no "country boys". That leaves very little. But hey, solitude before settling is what I say.

 :whatever:  Where to begin?

Maybe it's YOUR list of wants, alarimer, that's the problem.  No man would be attracted to a broke, pompous, pseudo-intelligent bitch other than John Kerry, and he's already taken by another pompous, pseudo-intelligent bitch who also happens to be wealthy. 

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2013, 08:56:25 AM »
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That leaves very little.
Meaning of course, even they won't have anything to do with it.
A job for Stevenumbers?  :???:
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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2013, 09:09:35 AM »
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No one ever writes to me. (Wonder why?) I don't think I'm hideous, (You are.) so I have no idea why no one ever writes (Because you're hideous.). They check me out. (To laugh.)

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2013, 09:17:36 AM »
Meaning of course, even they won't have anything to do with it.
A job for Stevenumbers?  :???:

What ever happened to Hypnotoad the 30 something virgin with absolutely no prospects? Did he die in a horrid masturbation fest or change names or something? I missed what happened to it. He'd hit that shit like a Mack Truck.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2013, 09:41:47 AM »
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alarimer (11,320 posts)   Sat Feb 2, 2013, 01:00 AM

3. No one ever writes to me.

I don't think I'm hideous, so I have no idea why no one ever writes.
Well, see, there's your mistake. You are hideous.

And that's on top of normal people being repelled by anyone who rails about "religious freaks".
 

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2013, 10:20:37 AM »
The amount of liquor a man needs to find one of those beasts attractive would probably kill him.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2013, 01:37:08 PM »
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)Sat Feb 2, 2013, 09:18 AM
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13. testify, sistah!

why is that I am attracted to men who are not attracted to me and the men who are attracted to me are Gross!

ugh. dating sites. don't even get me started.

Because life isn't fair DUmmy.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2013, 01:46:33 PM »
:whatever:  Where to begin?

Maybe it's YOUR list of wants, alarimer, that's the problem.  No man would be attracted to a broke, pompous, pseudo-intelligent bitch other than John Kerry, and he's already taken by another pompous, pseudo-intelligent bitch who also happens to be wealthy. 

Yeah I can't imagine why men aren't flocking to a girl who has a profile that shows nothing but hate towards decent people.



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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2013, 02:23:32 PM »
So, when is Obama going to spread the men around a little? Enquiring DUmmie wyminz want to know.....and a few democrat queers.
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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2013, 03:09:21 PM »
The amount of liquor a man needs to find one of those beasts attractive would probably kill him.

Liquor, heck, bath salts probably wouldn't even help.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2013, 03:30:18 PM »
These units are as detached from reality as any non-institutionalized person in the world.  Why don't men find me attractive?  Because you are at a minimum psychologically repulsive and most likely physically grotesque.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2013, 03:42:01 PM »
She should try shaving her beard.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2013, 03:45:01 PM »
She should try shaving her beard.


Probably her back as well.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2013, 03:47:08 PM »


Probably her back as well.
Probably a full body wax.

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Re: babbling sister primitive looking for a man
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2013, 03:59:18 PM »
She should try shaving her beard.


Probably her back as well.
Probably a full body wax.
How did gNads get worked into this conversation? :???:

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