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Offline Firekrakka

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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2013, 08:38:47 AM »
She'll never focus on black issues. She needs an item to control evil whitey with. I would agree with her healthy eating platform if she ate healthy. Remember her 1770 calorie lunch of burger, fries, chocolate shake? Liberals had the audacity to say it was okay because she washed it down with a diet coke.  ::)

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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2013, 08:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Teri on January 22, 2013, 08:21:45 AM
During the first year of Obama's presidency, the white Hollyhood numbnut starlets were rushing to third world countries to adopt their black babies making it a social trend.  And while I'm all for adopting babies, we had enough right here in this country that needed good homes instead of marching off to Africa to make a political point.


I agree with you there. Pisses me off to no end when we have so many children right here in America in need of loving homes.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2013, 09:17:56 AM »
Her whole diet thing agenda is just another way to control the dumb asses (or dumb-masses, as Neal Boortz would say). 

I sometimes wonder if she's bulimic with her bad eating habits and her thin frame (except for that ass). 
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2013, 09:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 22, 2013, 09:17:56 AM
I sometimes wonder if she's bulimic with her bad eating habits and her thin frame (except for that ass). 

Thin frame?  Are we looking at the same woman?  I think that after living large on the taxpayer dime, she'd have one heck of a second career playing defensive end for the Bears.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2013, 09:34:19 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 22, 2013, 09:31:16 AM
Thin frame?  Are we looking at the same woman?  I think that after living large on the taxpayer dime, she'd have one heck of a second career playing defensive end for the Bears.

Her large ass, thus the boob belts, makes the rest of her just seem small.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2013, 09:57:16 AM »
She's thin on top.  I'm just saying that with the amount of food it seems she eats, she should be a lot bigger. 
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2013, 11:03:04 AM »
Still doesn't beat, "All this for a ****ing flag". I hate that ugly bitch immensely.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2013, 11:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 22, 2013, 04:14:21 AM
And the results...


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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2013, 12:54:00 PM »
Left to right: Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and Michelle Obama, first lady of America.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2013, 10:23:14 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 22, 2013, 12:54:00 PM
Left to right: Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and Michelle Obama, first lady of America.


Michelle was so inappropriately dressed for that meeting!!! And it's really obvious when lined up next to the other 2 women.

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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2013, 01:49:59 AM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on January 21, 2013, 08:22:45 PM
Because the cow eats whatever the hell she wants but everyone else has to eat healthy or nothing at all.

Yeah, that meal they had for lunch? Someone counted the calories in it....3000.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2013, 01:51:58 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 22, 2013, 04:14:21 AM
And the results...



Damn...does she beep when backing up to warn anyone behind her?
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2013, 01:52:08 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on January 23, 2013, 01:49:59 AM
Yeah, that meal they had for lunch? Someone counted the calories in it....3000.

And she's shovelling it in as fast as she can too.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2013, 01:52:39 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on January 23, 2013, 01:51:58 AM
Damn...does she beep when backing up to warn anyone behind her?

I would love to know what the other two were saying/thinking as they walked up the steps behind her.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2013, 05:19:13 AM »
Quote from: debk on January 22, 2013, 10:23:14 PM

Michelle was so inappropriately dressed for that meeting!!! And it's really obvious when lined up next to the other 2 women.



If I remember correctly, it was a wedding.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2013, 12:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 22, 2013, 08:05:57 AM
And now we have Moochele wanting to dictate what goes into our children's lunchboxes.

All the while stuffing her own hideous, porcine face with massive quantities of junk food (Often the very sorts of food that she believes should be illegal for regular people to eat) literally every chance she can get.
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2013, 07:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 22, 2013, 04:14:21 AM
And the results...



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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2013, 09:02:54 PM »
Quote from: YupItsMe on January 23, 2013, 07:56:56 PM
  Who are the babes to the left of the Amazon woman?

Left to right: Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2013, 09:07:13 PM »
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2013, 09:10:28 PM »
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2013, 04:41:34 PM »
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2013, 05:19:49 AM »
Reminds me of my childhood when daddy would say, "Go slop the hog."
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Re: Hey DUmmies - Here is Your Classy and Hungry First Lady
« Reply #72 on: January 27, 2013, 05:47:30 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2013, 05:19:49 AM
Reminds me of my childhood when daddy would say, "Go slop the hog."
Been there done that.  The White House chef must be saying that when he prepares a meal for michelle
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