Yeah, it's for real. And I really want to get rid of it, too. My sister got this thing for me as a joke a few years back.
I hung onto it in hopes of someday finally convincing Mrs. Battlehymn to let me mount it to the inside of the toilet lid.
I've given up though, as she's not budging, and I'm not putting it back into circulation in the chances that someone who approved of these two nimrods acquires it.
It's 8 1/2" diameter by 7/8" total height.
How about a donation to CC in trade? Anybody?