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Offline BEG

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WARNING
« on: January 07, 2013, 04:20:58 PM »
Do not buy Method Brand (Target) spearmint scented bathroom cleaner. It smells like nasty butt.

Don't say you weren't warned!

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2013, 04:34:10 PM »
Butt, it's environmentally friendly.  :rant:

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2013, 04:45:36 PM »
Butt, it's environmentally friendly.  :rant:

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2013, 04:55:49 PM »
 :rotf:

A cleaner that smells like ass.

Gotta love it!
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Re: WARNING
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2013, 04:59:47 PM »

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2013, 10:15:55 PM »
:rotf:

A cleaner that smells like ass.

Gotta love it!

I went and picked up my husband at work and told both him and my daughter about the ass spray when we went out to dinner (I know, not proper dinner conversation).  So I told them when we get home they both have to smell it. I spray it on the counter and they both bent down to smell it. Both of them agreed it didn't smell like spearmint and smelled bad but didn't agree it smelled like rank butt. I cleaned the toilet with it too and when my husband was going to the bathroom I asked him if it smelled like ass.

He said it probably smells like his now.  :p

I think I'm actually going to take it back. I have never taken a cleaning product back before. Who ever is their smell tester for this particular Method product should be fired.

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2013, 09:50:04 AM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2013, 10:41:35 AM »
He said it probably smells like his now.  :p

I think I'm actually going to take it back. I have never taken a cleaning product back before. Who ever is their smell tester for this particular Method product should be fired.

 :lmao:

and I would too!  I take back anything that doesn't meet my expectations.  I certainly don't want to smell someone's version of ass.  I prefer my own brand if any.  :-)






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Re: WARNING
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 10:54:45 AM »
Do not buy Method Brand (Target) spearmint scented bathroom cleaner. It smells like nasty butt.

Don't say you weren't warned!

Maybe it's a safety feature.  Someone breaks into your house, takes a whiff. "Hey, there's someone in the house. I smell butt."  They leave.

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 10:58:32 AM »
Maybe it's a safety feature.  Someone breaks into your house, takes a whiff. "Hey, there's someone in the house. I smell butt."  They leave.

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 11:07:06 AM »
See, now you're gonna make me go to Target and find this stuff, just to crack open a bottle and take a whiff.
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Re: WARNING
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2013, 11:24:53 AM »
See, now you're gonna make me go to Target and find this stuff, just to crack open a bottle and take a whiff.

That ain't it. You're just used to smelling ass and miss it. The boats will do that to you, I hear.  :-)
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Re: WARNING
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2013, 11:31:47 AM »
That ain't it. You're just used to smelling ass and miss it. The boats will do that to you, I hear.  :-)

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Re: WARNING
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2013, 11:41:18 AM »
That ain't it. You're just used to smelling ass and miss it. The boats will do that to you, I hear.  :-)

Now now, that's not fair.  Boats smell like ass, diesel fuel/fumes, cigarette smoke (not so much anymore), and amine.

Trust me, it's a smell you NEVER forget.
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