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Offline franksolich

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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2012, 05:47:46 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 05:45:05 PM
I don't really think DUmmie MoPaul distinguished himself throughout the year.  Maybe it is simply that the Hop-Frog primitive, the hopped up bald dwarf, captures so much of both ours and the DUmmies attentions that old standards have to adapt or be left behind.

Hopefully, MoPaul is starting now for next year, feeling left out of the awards so far. He's really only been trying in the last week or so.

Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.

He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year.  He's only recently back.
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2012, 05:53:37 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 05:47:46 PM
Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.

He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year.  He's only recently back.

Did the address involve a prisoner number?
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2012, 05:55:19 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 05:47:46 PM
Actually, the reason he didn't distinguish himself much this year was because he couldn't.

He was, uh, residing at an address not his home address most of the year.  He's only recently back.
Well, there you go. As conservatives we aren't going to dispense unearned rewards.
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2012, 06:02:12 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 22, 2012, 05:53:37 PM
Did the address involve a prisoner number?
More likely a straight jacket...
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2012, 06:02:31 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 22, 2012, 05:53:37 PM
Did the address involve a prisoner number?

No, but apparently it did involve one of those funny shirts where one can't stick one's hands and arms all the way through.
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2012, 06:06:04 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 06:02:31 PM
No, but apparently it did involve one of those funny shirts where one can't stick one's hands and arms all the way through.

Ah. Well, maybe next year if he stays out of the nut ward.
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2012, 06:32:37 PM »
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2012, 06:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 06:32:37 PM
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?

Locked up in a rubber room should be good for a 5 position upper advancement.
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2012, 06:58:18 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 22, 2012, 06:32:37 PM
What good does a stay at a sanatorium do if one is only to go back to the abode of the craziest people on the Internet?

We can always hope they bring back lobotomies.
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Re: DUmmy mopaul Gives Gun Owners An Ultimatum
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2012, 08:05:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2012, 04:00:49 PM
That would be racist.


Now Now ---

Birdman Weapons Systems also sold kits to rural Americans too -- so they can't possibly be racist  :-)

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