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Offline CG6468

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Hostess This!
« on: November 29, 2012, 02:31:57 PM »
Hostess Co. Bankruptcy

You may have heard that the Hostess Bakery plants have all shut down due to bankruptcy. But you may not have heard how it was split up: The State Department hired the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired the Ho Hos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes, and the voters sent the Ding Dongs to Congress.
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Offline rustybayonet

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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 02:40:58 PM »
Is it any 'wonder', with the loafers we have at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 02:46:21 PM »
Funny.
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 02:47:42 PM »
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Offline JBLandry

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 07:34:50 AM »
Funny, sad, and true all at the same time!
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Offline boldfighter

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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2012, 09:27:00 AM »
You all might also enjoy the program Hee-Haw.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2012, 09:45:19 AM »
Quote from: boldfighter on December 05, 2012, 09:27:00 AM
You all might also enjoy the program Hee-Haw.

I really enjoyed HEE-HAW.....liberals found it a little too intellectual for themselves though.
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Re: Hostess This!
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2012, 03:50:51 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 05, 2012, 09:45:19 AM
I really enjoyed HEE-HAW.....liberals found it a little too intellectual for themselves though.

Junior Samples was a scream.

"BR-549"

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Re: Hostess This!
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2012, 05:14:41 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 05, 2012, 03:50:51 PM
Junior Samples was a scream.

"BR-549"

 :rotf:

A classic, along with the never-ending "Where, oh where, are you tonight?" ballad.

 :-)
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2012, 05:20:13 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2012, 05:14:41 PM
A classic, along with the never-ending "Where, oh where, are you tonight?" ballad.

 :-)

I loved that.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2012, 05:21:21 PM »
It takes a lot of crust to make the kind of jokes people are making on here.

Loved Hee Haw! The women were great-looking and the songs stayed with you. Remember the Gossip Song in addition to Where, oh where, are you tonight/ why did you leave me here all alone? :cheersmate:
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2012, 10:19:49 PM »
The Women on the show (emphasis on WOMEN) were amazing!  I was young when the show was on, my nana had it on all the time and I'd love to come in and watch.  Good memories.  Didn't think anyone here would agree that the show was keen, good to see many do.
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2012, 09:55:41 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5ob9B9yD4[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opcL3Lo7o5Y[/youtube]
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