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Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…


 
You can take it as a cue that it means that they're about to start being an asshole.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021837062

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1. it is often the case

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I would add the words "selfish" and "greedy" to the observation.

Who is it that wants free stuff, and who is it that wants to work for what they need and want and to be left the hell alone?

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5. Stealth Republicans are the worst.

They are trying to escape accountability for George W. Bush, the worst president in living memory, while continuing to promote the very same ideology that put him in office.

Yet those 8 years were much better than the past 4 years.
Funny how everything started really going to hell when Pelosi and Reid rose to power.
Then when 0bama took over it really went to hell.

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8. Wait a second. According to fox news, I thought Obama was the worst president since Carter?

Carter was before my time (I was born in 1980), but I can't recall anything from my (admittedly) limited grasp of history that Carter did that compares to george w. bush.

Bush 43 was, without a doubt, the worst and most destructive president I've ever seen.

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16. President Carter was a lot of things but worst President is not one of them

President Carter was treated just as President Obama is today, as President Clinton of yesterday was. The republiCONs have treated all our Democratic Presidents the same since watergate and nixons fall. I say fall because it was an epic fail. The pukes decided shortly after August 9, 1974 that they would be obstructionist any time they were not in the majority or in the Oval Office. One measure of a good President is what the next president does when the first one leaves office. Reagan immediately started dismantling everything that President Carter done as soon as he took the oath. If we would have stayed on the path that President Carter started us on we would be a green energy country today.
Carters crimes, he was not one of the good ole boys and he was from the south. All it took for the pukes to treat him as the affore mentioned two other Democratic Presidents I mentioned which was to work their asses off lying and cheating at all things the Democratic Presidents tried to do. A few years ago President Clinton in an interview was going over what he was able to accomplish during his two terms and he looked at the camera and said I did all this without one republiCON vote, I reiterate he said, without one republiCON vote. That pretty much explains where we are today with President Obama and Previously with President Carter.
One of the first things that I love President Carter for is he gave amnesty to the VN draft evaders, the very people who I credit with getting our asses out of the Vietnamese war. They and the brave Protesters of that war, my war.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 10:42:34 AM »
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16. President Carter was a lot of things but worst President is not one of them

President Carter was treated just as President Obama is today, as President Clinton of yesterday was. The republiCONs have treated all our Democratic Presidents the same since watergate and nixons fall. I say fall because it was an epic fail. The pukes decided shortly after August 9, 1974 that they would be obstructionist any time they were not in the majority or in the Oval Office. One measure of a good President is what the next president does when the first one leaves office. Reagan immediately started dismantling everything that President Carter done as soon as he took the oath. If we would have stayed on the path that President Carter started us on we would be a green energy country today.
Carters crimes, he was not one of the good ole boys and he was from the south. All it took for the pukes to treat him as the affore mentioned two other Democratic Presidents I mentioned which was to work their asses off lying and cheating at all things the Democratic Presidents tried to do. A few years ago President Clinton in an interview was going over what he was able to accomplish during his two terms and he looked at the camera and said I did all this without one republiCON vote, I reiterate he said, without one republiCON vote. That pretty much explains where we are today with President Obama and Previously with President Carter.
One of the first things that I love President Carter for is he gave amnesty to the VN draft evaders, the very people who I credit with getting our asses out of the Vietnamese war. They and the brave Protesters of that war, my war.

I have to assume that this DUmmie, Mama Dookie, was on drugs and stayed consistently high enough during the Carter administration that she/he/it had no knowledge of the real world of the time.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2012, 11:53:32 AM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2012, 12:21:02 PM »
I have to assume that this DUmmie, Mama Dookie, was on drugs and stayed consistently high enough during the Carter administration that she/he/it had no knowledge of the real world of the time.

It's amazing what Slick Willie was able to do without one Republican vote given that REPUBLICANS CONTROLLED BOTH ****ING HOUSES OF CONGRESS FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS OF HIS PRESIDENCY and had to drag him kicking and screaming into doing pretty much all of the things that he proudly lists as his accomplishments today.

We don't call them DUmmies for nothing. :whatever:
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2012, 01:06:12 PM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.
They want to be the only party. They want to so utterly shame conservatives that no one will ever challenge them again.

You see it in congress, where demcoRATS scream that questioning ambassador Rice is sexist and wrong. investigating Benghazi is wrong. Questioning Obama is wrong.

They have never been so close to their totalitarian dream as they are now.
they can almost taste the bloody purge to come. Nothing else would get DUers out of their basements and into a TSA uniform. I'm thinking TSA is already quietly stocking up on XXXXXL uniforms.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2012, 01:32:10 PM »
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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)Sat Nov 17, 2012, 12:12 PM
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34. As far as I can see

Liberals, Progressives, & Dems DO NOT abuse others--or they try hard not to. Conservatives, Teabaggers and Rethuglicons DO abuse others, and find no problem with it.

People who abuse others consistently and knowingly deserve to be shunned. In recent years I have found it necessary to look at the political affiliations of doctors, lawyers, building contractors, service companies, other businesses and teachers. If any one turns out to be a Republican supporter, it's a deal breaker --"we just can't do business." I don't care what their reputation is in their field. I have found that it's just safer to move on.

On Nov 6 my sis told me she was working a Dem table at a polling place in VA. The R table was right next to them. All day the Dems sat alongside the Republicans and handed out sample ballots and whatnot. She told me that MANY people would come to her table, see the Dem stuff, and snarl, "I wouldn't vote for that.....Muslim!" (She said she heard the word Muslim over and over). But when people voting Dem approached the Republican table and were handed a sample ballot, they were always nice about it, just a polite "no thanks."

At the end of the day my sis leaned over to the Republican guy and told him what she observed--how rude and ugly the R people were to her and how the Dems were so polite to him. He was quiet and didn't argue. She said, "well, just think about it."

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2012, 01:53:01 PM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.

They are on the edge, it's mid month and the EBT card is low.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2012, 02:01:25 PM »
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but I can't recall anything from my (admittedly) limited grasp of history  

Uh huh.

You don't say?

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It's amazing what Slick Willie was able to do without one Republican vote given that REPUBLICANS CONTROLLED BOTH ****ING HOUSES OF CONGRESS FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS OF HIS PRESIDENCY and had to drag him kicking and screaming into doing pretty much all of the things that he proudly lists as his accomplishments today.

We don't call them DUmmies for nothing. 

la-la-la-la-la-la.....History is what I make it. la-la-la-la.

I love throwing that in their faces and watch them sputter and attempt to refute it.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2012, 02:03:29 PM »
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1. it is often the case

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I would add the words "selfish" and "greedy" to the observation.

This from the people who vote based almost exclusively on "back pocket" issues, who vote strictly in line with their own "economic self-interests", and accuse Republicans of voting against our own.

How does that work, exactly?

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2012, 02:13:23 PM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.

Their entire pathetic existence is based on anger.  They require it.  It's fine with me.  When things go downhill real fast, get the popcorn ready.

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President Carter was treated just as President Obama is today, as President Clinton of yesterday was.

Oh, pleeeeze!
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2012, 02:47:01 PM »
The DUches are the exact same type of person that when Uncle Joe would put them into a Siberian Gulag they would ask "Does Stalin know of this?"

The one silver lining to this is that no matter how much damage that will be done to real Americans, the DUchebags at the lowest levels will be hurt the most. The people that are so indoctrinated and zealous of the tyrant will garner the most pain.

You food stamp ration has been increased from $200 to $150 per month.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2012, 03:04:47 PM »
They want to be the only party. They want to so utterly shame conservatives that no one will ever challenge them again.

You see it in congress, where demcoRATS scream that questioning ambassador Rice is sexist and wrong. investigating Benghazi is wrong. Questioning Obama is wrong.

They have never been so close to their totalitarian dream as they are now.
they can almost taste the bloody purge to come. Nothing else would get DUers out of their basements and into a TSA uniform. I'm thinking TSA is already quietly stocking up on XXXXXL uniforms.

The thing is, there's that pesky 2nd Amendment, which John Roberts has said, twice, that it applies to civilians.  And the DUchebags aren't exactly supporters of it.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2012, 04:23:35 PM »
The thing is, there's that pesky 2nd Amendment, which John Roberts has said, twice, that it applies to civilians.  And the DUchebags aren't exactly supporters of it.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2012, 04:28:52 PM »
DUmmies, I will compare my "greedy, Republican" lifestyle with any of you, any day.  Come on over, and just the two of us can have a discussion over who is living less of greedy life, and who is really doing more to help others. 

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2012, 05:09:44 PM »
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President Carter was treated just as President Obama is today, as President Clinton of yesterday was.

And yet somehow, when Obama is treated the same way Clinton and Carter were, it magically becomes racist.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2012, 07:32:50 PM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.


That is one small side effect of the election that I don't mind.  The DUmmies are still miserable and will always be, but they have to twist themselves in knots to avoid blaming Obama.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
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Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
You can take it as a cue that it means that they're about to start being an asshole.

Why is it that everytime the boy primitive opens up his mouth it's to say something stupid?

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2012, 08:08:50 PM »
Whenever I hear someone describe themselves as a liberal or progressive, I know they mean communist or socialist, not a democrat.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2012, 08:11:33 PM »
Whenever I hear someone describe themselves as a liberal or progressive, I know they mean communist or socialist, not a democrat.

And if you're like me you instinctively feel to see if your wallet has been stolen from your pocket.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2012, 09:16:50 PM »
Yeah because we're the ones who always, but always accuse others of being racist because they don't think EXACTLY LIKE US...oh wait. No, I got it, we're the ones that always but always call minorities that don't think EXACTLY LIKE US the most vile, racist/sexist/homophobic slurs we can think of while pretending to care about said groups...oh wait. You assholes are SO predictable. Seriously, have you ever had an original thought? Have you ever disagreed with the herd knowing you'll have to face abuse hurled at you? Rarely, if ever. You don't have the guts or compassion to walk in someone else's shoes because you're too ****ing paranoid to climb out of whatever box your fellow lefties have assigned to you. So whenever someone doesn't fit your mold you lash out. And, of course you repeat the same mantras "they're meanies/racist/greedy" whatever to convince yourselves your shit doesn't stink while standing around neck deep in your own stench.

Oh, and if we think Carter was a horrid president for the same reasons we think 0bama is a horrid president, is that racist?

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2012, 09:43:52 PM »
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8. Wait a second. According to fox news, I thought Obama was the worst president since Carter?

Carter was before my time (I was born in 1980), but I can't recall anything from my (admittedly) limited grasp of history that Carter did that compares to george w. bush.

Bush 43 was, without a doubt, the worst and most destructive president I've ever seen.

Well dummie... in 1980 I was 16. Things had been really, really, bad since 77. I was a boy out competing with men for a min wage job... and no, it wasn't for spending money either. It was to help the family survive.

Guess what dummie? You gonna see those times again. Real soon. Like next year. Sucks to be you. 10 percent plus unemployment. Inflation out the ass. Grandmas eating cat food. The whole nine yards. I lived thru it. You will too. You wanted it, you voted for it, YOU OWN IT, dummies!!!

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2012, 09:46:33 PM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.

If poverty, racism, bigotry, fear, ignorance, hatred, greed and envy suddenly disappeared liberalism would have no reason to exist.

So to keep power they will find it even where none  exists.

If they can't find it they will fake it.

If they can't fake it they will make it.

If they can't make it they will use their own.
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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2012, 10:50:47 PM »
The DUches are the exact same type of person that when Uncle Joe would put them into a Siberian Gulag they would ask "Does Stalin know of this?"

The one silver lining to this is that no matter how much damage that will be done to real Americans, the DUchebags at the lowest levels will be hurt the most. The people that are so indoctrinated and zealous of the tyrant will garner the most pain.

You food stamp ration has been increased from $200 to $150 per month.

Have you seen even half as much freaky worship of Bush during his presidency on our side as there is of Obama on their side?  Hell, even Hollywood are zombies for Obama, it's scary.

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2012, 10:54:40 PM »
Why is it that everytime the boy primitive opens up his mouth it's to say something stupid?

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Re: Whenever you hear someone describe themselves as a "Republican"…
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2012, 02:35:06 AM »
Jesus, you people won. Why aren't you happy?  Scratch that, you will never be happy, you miserable people.

BEG you know as well as I do they won't be happy until everyone is equally miserable.  If there are two people in the US that are happy or successful...DUmmies are gonna bitch.
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