Based on a True Story:

(Voice of Unionized Socialist Moron): This is the trouble with businesses! Always worried about profits! All companies should give their profits TO THE WORKERS! All companies should just be forced to break even!
(Voice of Reason): And how would the company ever expand, or even repair things and do basic maintenance?
(Voice of Unionized Socialist Moron): Ahhh, there's always money for that! Companies just don't wanna say so!
(Voice of Reason): But what if there REALLY isn't?! And if the company cannot come close to breaking even...and is losing money?
(Voice of Unionized Socialist Moron): Well then, the government should come in and take over things. It worked for Detroit!
(Voice of Reason): Well, actually no, it didn't. GM is still losing money, and Chrysler production may leave America completely.
(Voice of Unionized Socialist Moron): These companies lie all the time and hide their profits so they don't have to pay their workers better. They always have the money!

Except when they do not!
