Nobody wants to buy jewelry made from rocks in your driveway, paper towel people you molded into figurines, pictures of dragons eating people, chain clothes that look like they're from King Arthur days, big bows for your hair, dresses with peace signs on them.
Plus the DUmmies put their prices so high it's laughable. Like anyone wants that crap. As if.
The funniest thing I ever saw being sold was a DUmmy selling CDs he made at home of songs with no music.
OMG, I about peed my pants laughing !!!

I laughed so hard I'm surprised I didn't smother. I could not breathe.
$5 each. I should have bought a couple to play when I'm feeling down.