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How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« on: May 30, 2008, 02:59:54 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3360349

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How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal 
 Advertisements [?]1. Don't announce that you're coming, because the war criminal will escape.

2. Pick your war criminal. Here are their names, where to find them, and some of the charges against them.



Note: War Criminals travel frequently. Watch http://convictbushcheney.org for notice of when they'll be appearing publicly near you. Below are their home locations.


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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 03:12:58 PM »
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 03:26:41 PM »
Their reading "habits" are knee-jerk.  If I could keep from throwing up after every lie I wrote, I could create a left-oriented book and completely clean up.

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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 03:26:53 PM »
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3. Form a team. We need teams in California, Texas, New York, and Washington, D.C., among other places. Your mission is to locate a war criminal from the list above in a public place, detain them, handcuff them, phone the police, read the criminal their rights and the charges against them, ask them if they have anything to say in response, videotape the arrest and post it online. Your team should include one or more people who can produce an excellent video and be extremely fast in editing and posting it online. Your team should include people capable of physically detaining your war criminal. Your team should ideally include a lawyer. And, of course, people who can read the charges and question the suspect. Everyone on your team should be able to keep a secret while you're planning your arrest.

4. Prepare to follow this script.

Apprehend and handcuff the war criminal.

Read the war criminal their rights, rights they have denied others:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."

Read the war criminal the charges against them. See above.

Ask the war criminal if they would like to say anything.

Once you have good video footage, your top priority becomes immediately getting it edited (if necessary) and online.

Turn the war criminal over to the police.

Pass out flyers to passersby.

Send statement to the media.


First, How do I get my name added to the list.

Second, let me play a probable outcome of the above:

MOONBAT: Are you _______________?
ME: Uh...yes.
MB: You are under citizens arrest! (makes grab to "Apprehend and Handcuff")
ME: uh...What are you doing?
MB: We are here to apprehend and handcuff you to bring you to trial!
ME: (removes .357 MAG) BANG! BANG!
MB: aaaaaaaaaaaa...... (then silence)
ME: BANG!


 
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 03:28:19 PM »
Anyone can make a citizens arrest, It's one of our Constitutional rights. But good luck getting any law officer to arrest that person on your behalf. There's this little stumbling block for Liberals on the way to the Hague called "evidence". Seems you need some of that these days to convict anyone.

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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 03:29:22 PM »
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4. Prepare to follow this script.

Apprehend and handcuff the war criminal.

Read the war criminal their rights, rights they have denied others:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."

Read the war criminal the charges against them. See above.

Ask the war criminal if they would like to say anything.

Once you have good video footage, your top priority becomes immediately getting it edited (if necessary) and online.

Turn the war criminal over to the police.

Pass out flyers to passersby.

Send statement to the media.

Wonder why that might be necessary? LOL

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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 03:29:56 PM »
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1. Excellent! Too bad George Monbiot was blocked. He
 and I are online aquaintences. Perhaps I'll pop off an email to him and see if I can get a statement from him onw this. I'll post it here if it comes back quick enough.  


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9. Karl Rove Frequently
 can be found stuffing his fat pasty little face with crab meat at Cafe 30A in Santa Rosa Beach FL.

I actually wargamed performing a citizens arrest on him the last time I saw him there, among other things. I would love to personally take care of him, but I live in California.

http://www.cafethirtya.com /

3899 East County Highway 30A Santa Rosa Beach FL 32459

Food's not bad at all, but they have a RAAAT that needs to be taken care of

Go git um  


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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 03:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Uhhuh35 on May 30, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
Anyone can make a citizens arrest, It's one of our Constitutional rights. But good luck getting any law officer to arrest that person on your behalf. There's this little stumbling block for Liberals on the way to the Hague called "evidence". Seems you need some of that these days to convict anyone.

Rotsa' Ruck DUmmies!

And False Arrest is a very serious charge. It can also be elevated to unlawful detention and even kidnapping, quickly.

"Just because I think so" is not probable cause.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 03:33:55 PM »
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8. I like it and would join a group
 but I live in Alaska and am unlikely to see any of these.
One sugestion about the video, stream it live on the web. That way it will be recorded all over and no one copy will exist. Wireless is everywhere these idiot criminals are likely to be so lets use it to create a virtual trail (trial?).
Man, I wish someone would do this. Please.


Well. I guess that depends.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 03:47:43 PM »
I love it when they get all "vigilante justice" over there.

I see a palm-strike to the philtrum in the future of many a DUmmy.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 03:50:37 PM »
Don't forget to hold a black shiny object in your hand, and approach the war criminal very rapidly with it.

Secret Service guys always get a kick out of that, and they may even buy you a few beers afterwards.

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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 03:58:11 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on May 30, 2008, 03:31:43 PM
Quote from: Uhhuh35 on May 30, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
Anyone can make a citizens arrest, It's one of our Constitutional rights. But good luck getting any law officer to arrest that person on your behalf. There's this little stumbling block for Liberals on the way to the Hague called "evidence". Seems you need some of that these days to convict anyone.
Rotsa' Ruck DUmmies!
And False Arrest is a very serious charge. It can also be elevated to unlawful detention and even kidnapping, quickly.
"Just because I think so" is not probable cause.
Well, it wouldn't really be false arrest unless you handcuffed or restricted his or her movements, but I think you know that already. If that happened then yes, the civilian is gonna' need a good lawyer.
Just shouting: "Your under arrest" at people just makes you look all the more like a lunatic. But DUmmies are probably used to that behavior so they may not know the difference.

Quote from: Odin's Hand on May 30, 2008, 03:47:43 PM
I love it when they get all "vigilante justice" over there.
But never for those who actually deserve it: Illegal Aliens and their Employers.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 04:00:41 PM »
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2008, 04:02:16 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on May 30, 2008, 02:59:54 PM
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How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal 
 Advertisements [?]1. Don't announce that you're coming, because the war criminal will escape.

2. Pick your war criminal. Here are their names, where to find them, and some of the charges against them.



Note: War Criminals travel frequently. Watch http://convictbushcheney.org for notice of when they'll be appearing publicly near you. Below are their home locations.


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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2008, 04:18:23 PM »
Hey Moonbats, Read this..

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Citizen's-Arrest

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    * Every state in the US has different laws; guidelines are not the same, and your best option is often simply to observe and report. Crime Stoppers may pay you a reward.

    * A citizen's arrest must be made during or immediately after the crime, or else it is illegal. In some states the crime must be a felony, only a Police Officer may make an arrest on a misdemeanor.

    * By making a citizen's arrest, you're exposing yourself to possible lawsuits or criminal charges (e.g. impersonating police, false imprisonment, kidnapping, or wrongful arrest) if the wrong person is apprehended or if you violate a suspect's civil rights. This risk varies considerably from country to country, but in the U.S. in particular, a citizen's arrest is a legal minefield, and dealing with a suspect's lawyers is often more dangerous than apprehending the suspect.

    * The State of North Carolina does not recognize a citizens arrest. (Andy Taylor and Gomer Pyle aside). In fact, you are more likely to be arrested for trying it than anyone you might bring in, due to the state's vigilante laws.

    * Unless you want your last words to 'I am making a citizens arrest' do not attempt to apprehend a suspect with a weapon, just get a good description to give to the police,

in other words DUers.. Citizen's Arrest = Fail.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2008, 04:26:06 PM »
These people get more stupid everyday.... :mental:
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2008, 04:33:24 PM »
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2008, 06:04:37 PM »
Buy Your Online Citizen's Arrest Kit Now!  Only $39.95!!!! (+s&h)
May contain one or more of the following:
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2008, 06:06:52 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 30, 2008, 06:04:37 PM
Buy Your Online Citizen's Arrest Kit Now!  Only $39.95!!!! (+s&h)
May contain one or more of the following:
Pre-knotted panties!
8-track tape of Joan Baez Mark Germino Eric Taylor genuine TomInTib protest songs!
Link to a YouTube video on performing a Citizens Arrest!
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That that would be a good companion piece to the eBay item "Chimpeachment! The Home-Version" that Mau entertained bids on.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2008, 06:17:27 PM »
Please DUmmies....PLUH-EEEEZE try this with me.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2008, 06:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Uhhuh35 on May 30, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
Anyone can make a citizens arrest, It's one of our Constitutional rights. But good luck getting any law officer to arrest that person on your behalf. There's this little stumbling block for Liberals on the way to the Hague called "evidence". Seems you need some of that these days to convict anyone.

Rotsa' Ruck DUmmies!

Interesting take on the issue.  What Article or Amendment of the COTUS do you think supports the claim?
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2008, 06:44:24 PM »
How much do you all want to bet the SS guys spend alot of time laughing their asses of at these tards coming up with this shit before they start the paperwork they need to keep an eye on them?
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2008, 06:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 30, 2008, 06:04:37 PM
Buy Your Online Citizen's Arrest Kit Now!  Only $39.95!!!! (+s&h)
May contain one or more of the following:
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8-track tape of Joan Baez Mark Germino Eric Taylor genuine TomInTib protest songs!
Link to a YouTube video on performing a Citizens Arrest!
Black "No War" armband that may have once been KyndCulture's sweaty gym sock! (limited supplies available)

Order now and recieve 1 (one) Will Pitt screed or Nance Greggs rant at no additional charge!

You left out the "Buy before midnight tonight" thing.
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Re: How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2008, 06:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 30, 2008, 06:04:37 PM
Buy Your Online Citizen's Arrest Kit Now!  Only $39.95!!!! (+s&h)
May contain one or more of the following:
Pre-knotted panties!
8-track tape of Joan Baez Mark Germino Eric Taylor genuine TomInTib protest songs!
Link to a YouTube video on performing a Citizens Arrest!
Black "No War" armband that may have once been KyndCulture's sweaty gym sock! (limited supplies available)

Order now and recieve 1 (one) Will Pitt screed or Nance Greggs rant at no additional charge!

That makes a great companion piece in a DUmmie/Moonbat tool kit with this:




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