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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2012, 05:08:38 PM »
Yeah, and it's rather old.

<<just an ordinary person, nothing unusual about.

Well at least you can say you have avid, and quite possibly "rabid" fans. :-)
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2012, 05:12:21 PM »
Well at least you can say you have avid, and quite possibly "rabid" fans. :-)

Thats all well and good until those fans go full-on rabid '28 Days Later' zombie - then Coach is going to need to invest in a chain gun that fires adjustable wrenches to deal with them all.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2012, 05:31:34 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6FbYfGvx8w&feature=plcp

yet still over 300 lbs easily. ::)
That is one of the more pathetic your tubes I've ever seen. it just screams TMI. He's supposed to review a diet book, but talks about his bed bug infestation, his irritable bowel syndrome, problems with management...
YECH!
I could only stomach a few minutes of his martyrdom complex. 

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2012, 05:37:33 PM »
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30. Its name is Gina. And yes, the sig pics are still there.

Even less surprisingly, many of them seem to find the whole thing quite amusing.

Of course, the thread I referred to where they fantasized about DU'ers dying in the storm appears to be wiped. I knew I should have screen captured that shit for later reference.

Oh, and best of all, they're slow to wake up to the fact that we can now discuss them and their hokey-assed websites more openly here.

I detect great potential for fun just ahead!

Start with this one.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38018.0.html


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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2012, 06:06:13 PM »
That is one of the more pathetic your tubes I've ever seen. it just screams TMI. He's supposed to review a diet book, but talks about his bed bug infestation, his irritable bowel syndrome, problems with management...
YECH!
I could only stomach a few minutes of his martyrdom complex. 

Okay, I watched the whole video; the first part without closed-captioning (that is, I was reading the body language), the second part with the closed captioning, which read as if the oblate spheroid had transcribed it.

The big bump or bulge on the Las Vegas Leviathan's chin needs removed; it's a distraction.

And the birthmark of Venus, as betrayed by his upper teeth, needs closed in somewhat.

The sunglasses have got to go, as they indicate shiftiness, not being wholly truthful.

His ears are too small for his head.

The shirt looks like hospital issue, not a regular shirt.

Whenever Kirk puts his hand in front of his mouth, it's a subconscious clue that he's lying; he needs to either stop doing that, or stop lying, one or the other.

Odd, that only the upper one-fourth of his body was shown at all times; the audience probably would've appreciated a few brief views of his middle-section and his legendary feet.

There were many parts that I didn't get--like, for example, why did he put the book into a plastic grocery bag?

I watched all 25 minutes of it.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2012, 06:13:51 PM »
Nothing but cowardice is stopping them from signing up here, right?

And an abundant lack of intelligence.

You'd think they'd be chomping at the bit for the chance to edjumacate us conservative knuckledraggers.  :lmao:
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2012, 06:17:20 PM »

There were many parts that I didn't get--like, for example, why did he put the book into a plastic grocery bag?
He explained that, Its to keep the bed bugs out. The bugs are everywhere adn on everything, and everytime his wife goes to work, she take bed bugs with her, and they infest people she works with. When he borrows a book, he keeps it wrapped up so the bugs won't get in...
Now Frank...aren't you glad you didn't hear that part?

I watched all 25 minutes of it.
I'm so sorry.

I really can't see how this guy got married. Probably another lie. his "wife" is probably a figment of his imagination. seriously, has anyone ever seen her?

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2012, 06:18:09 PM »
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Of course, the thread I referred to where they fantasized about DU'ers dying in the storm appears to be wiped. I knew I should have screen captured that shit for later reference.

It's a good thing that we never screen capped any of his posts explaining why he had to get off of the computer before Jeanette got home from working as a telemarketer. Or that he would log back on after she left to go to her second job.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2012, 06:30:47 PM »
DUmmie, don't be so dumb. If you were dead, how could you entertain me?
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2012, 06:32:26 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5_OU-tnbE&feature=plcp

He takes his shirt off in this video, and shows us a close up of his inner thighs.....
If you need to punish yourselves, , watch this video. NO! Don't! You do NOT want to see this!
Yes...NOOOOO! The whine, the monotone, the sagging floppy skin!


and he has the gall to give poor Gina a hard time.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2012, 06:36:12 PM »
I really can't see how this guy got married. Probably another lie. his "wife" is probably a figment of his imagination. seriously, has anyone ever seen her?

I think Jeanette's real, and that the Las Vegas Leviathan has been less than decent to her, when describing her as, uh, not exactly aesthetic.  An examination of photographs of her, posted by the Las Vegas Leviathan, show that to be the case, but also that there's room for improvement; she's not hopeless, as her sordid squalid husband seems to think she is.

An afternoon with any of the women here on conservativecave, getting cleaned up, her hair cut, and some new styles of clothes, and Jeanette would be perfectly fine, feeling better about herself, projecting a much better image of herself to others.  

But you know the sort of woman, sir; the sort who sees, and knows, that she's, uh, not unugly, and thinks it inalterable, and desperate for "love" resigns herself to the first jerk who "loves" her, no matter the cost to her human dignity and personal esteem.

The Las Vegas Leviathan probably thinks it's cool, it's hip, it's with it, it's trendy, to be on camera speaking wearing sunglasses.

Sorry, but while it may be hip, cool, trendy, with it, wearing sunglasses, it exudes untrustworthiness, hiding the eyes.

If oine's sure of, confident about, what one's saying, one doesn't need to hide a damned thing.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2012, 06:40:46 PM »
About eatin right and his health eh? You know what on the time he's been rambling for years about that book I actually lost over 100 lbs. I consumed dairy and eggs throughout but mostly it was just a well balanced diet that I was careful to cater to my activity level. Also in that time I obtained a fitness level to the point where exercise and activity is a way of life.  He can continue to avoid or but nothing would make him healthier then leaving that apartment to work and doing regular activity. Starch diet my ass. Nobody should be eating that amount of starch unless they are running a marathon a couple times a week. Runners fuel on starch ahead of races. It is meant to be fuel and of you don't use it well guess where that fuel
Goes? Storage. And ive read mcdougal books. He's a fanatical quack much like any of the other extreme diet gurus. Generally their diets for people with only the most severe of certain types of metabolic disorders which your general diet book buying public wont have.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2012, 06:44:25 PM »
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30. Its name is Gina. And yes, the sig pics are still there.

Even less surprisingly, many of them seem to find the whole thing quite amusing.

Of course, the thread I referred to where they fantasized about DU'ers dying in the storm appears to be wiped. I knew I should have screen captured that shit for later reference.

Oh, and best of all, they're slow to wake up to the fact that we can now discuss them and their hokey-assed websites more openly here.

I detect great potential for fun just ahead!

Well you lazy fat ass, you worthless excuse for a man, I hope you post more of what is posted here. Never mind that it will get you banned over there... by a jury of your peers no less.

Why don't you come over here and edumacate us, lazy fat ass? Come on, lazy fat ass!!! Do it now!!!   :loser: :loser:

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2012, 06:47:38 PM »
He's too busy playing World of Warcraft or nursing the friction rash on his thighs.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2012, 06:54:25 PM »
I watched that second video. What a mopey sap. Always about what he can't do and boy did I eye some pricey computer equipment in that dark welfare cave. Coach you almost had it right. So dark and no light. Who lives like that?  As for his wife. After seeing her on the end of the video. Yep. Haircut and style, makeup, new clothes, and a little work on her teeth and she could hit the ground running.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2012, 06:57:52 PM »
Let me sum this up for you primitives, in a way even a moron could understand.

The mystery of girth , in three simple phrases.

intake > output = weight gain
intake < output = weight loss
intake = output = weight maintenance

Therein lies the secret. If more food goes into your face then you burn off or excrete in some other way, you'll pack on pounds. So,to lose weight, one needs to either

A ) increase their output to greater than their intake.
B ) decrease their intake so that their output becomes greater - or -
C ) both.

Ta-freakin-da.

If those simple instructions still aren't satisfactory, here it is as a Haiku ;

donuts on a plate
weigh one down like a mountain
exercise instead

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2012, 06:58:54 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5_OU-tnbE&feature=plcp

He takes his shirt off in this video, and shows us a close up of his inner thighs.....

If you need to punish yourselves, , watch this video. NO! Don't! You do NOT want to see this!
Yes...NOOOOO! The whine, the monotone, the sagging floppy skin!

and he has the gall to give poor Gina a hard time.

You got to be kidding me, but having used 25 minutes of my life watching the first youtube thingamajig, I don't want to bother watching a second one, as the first one gave me a more-than-adequate grasp of the Las Vegas Leviathan's character as he projects it to others.

I can't say too much about how the sunglasses are a distraction--forget that deformity protruding from his chin--meaning to indicate coolness, hipness, suavity, sophication, but actually indicating fear.

The Las Vegas Leviathan has less reason than franksolich does, to be fearful of other people.  After all, he can hear them, and so quickly know they're around, who they are, and what they want.  Gifts denied franksolich.

I'm reminded of an incident early Sunday morning here, when I'd just wakened up and gone to the bathroom to empty the bladder.  Upon coming out the door, there was a man, a stranger to me, his back turned to me, writing a note on the kitchen counter.

I had no idea who he was; I'd never seen him before in my life.  (As it turned out, he was someone who'd been given permission to hunt here starting this next Saturday, and it was suggested he stop by first, so I'd know who he was during the season.  New to this area, he'd been out walking around to get the lay of the land, and having been told I was deaf, it was suggested that he just walk right on inside the house and look for me.  However, someone had omitted the usual information, "after 6:00 a.m., when he's awake and presentable to people.")

Well, there I was. 

Nerves of steel, steady confident eye-contact, and the guy probably never even saw I didn't have any clothes on.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2012, 07:04:06 PM »
That's too bad frank. You missed his skin ailments and endless pointing out of how injured his knees were. I kept wanting to say we aren't the disability judge so knock it off.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:31 PM »
That's too bad frank. You missed his skin ailments and endless pointing out of how injured his knees were. I kept wanting to say we aren't the disability judge so knock it off.

He had, at one time, posted that Jeanette had to treat his festering, open sores. His description was more than enough.

I didn't watch the vids.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2012, 07:11:53 PM »
.....As for his wife. After seeing her on the end of the video. Yep. Haircut and style, makeup, new clothes, and a little work on her teeth and she could hit the ground running.

Just a little tad bit tinkering here and there, a few very minor adjustments, and she'd look (and feel) much better.

But of course the Las Vegas Leviathan has a vested interest in keeping her down.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2012, 07:14:19 PM »
This might be terrible to say - but I'm going to say it anyway.

I watched the videos, and I could smell the apartment through them.


that is all.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2012, 07:19:23 PM »
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30. Its name is Gina.


Don't feel bad, Kirk. Sometimes Gina creeps us out, too. But she's funny as hell.

Okay. Now you can go ahead and ESAD.

On second thought, don't do that. You'd probably just gain more weight.

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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2012, 07:31:10 PM »
Don't feel bad, Kirk. Sometimes Gina creeps us out, too. But she's funny as hell.

Okay. Now you can go ahead and ESAD.

On second thought, don't do that. You'd probably just gain more weight.
If he eats anything at all, you can bet the residents of Nevada paid for it.

Way to man up, Kirk.
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2012, 07:39:14 PM »
This might be terrible to say - but I'm going to say it anyway.

I watched the videos, and I could smell the apartment through them.


that is all.
Did you see any cats? (eaten or uneaten)
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Re: Leviathan stops chewing long enough to type
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2012, 07:57:01 PM »
Did you see any cats? (eaten or uneaten)
Yes, all 4 in the video where he takes his shirt off. Its not worth going there though. I warned ya!