Oh no sir. Mr. Pitt is incapable of remaining sober long enough to hold down such a "publicly interactive" position. Especially after losing his dream job of being a substitute high school teacher to allegations of pedophelia.
I see where you are coming from, and I agree. I think Pitt can
get jobs, he just hasn't been able to
keep them. Since the missus is going to have a baby (right now Vegas is giving 3-1 that it's not Wee Willy's loinfruit), he has to buckle down and keep a job.
I selected
Time-Life Books telemarketer because it would drive Pitt insane to be a worker bee in a corporate hive, and to have to read someone else's script over and over again.