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She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« on: September 30, 2012, 01:01:36 PM »
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I was at the grocery store tonight and was putting my groceries into the back of the car when some lady, who had just pulled up next to me, noticed my Obama sticker.

I could tell right away she didn't like it. She was in a minivan and in the rear window were those annoying family decals that represent every member of their clan. I don't know if you've seen 'em, but they're big among Mormons here in Utah. Anyway, at that point, I knew she was probably a Romney supporter. Sure enough...

She walks by me and smugly says, "Obama's ruining this country."

I laugh and turn to her and say, "Yes, because this country was running just smoothly in 2008, right?"

No answer. She just nodded her head in disagreement and then told me that Romney would make such a fine president. I smiled and told her that she shouldn't try to convince me, I was absolutely for certain going to vote Obama. She didn't like that answer much and then started attacking his policies, parroting the FOX News lie about how gas is up compared to four years ago, more people are on food stamps compared to four years ago and unemployment is up compared to four years ago. I then asked her, bluntly, "...and what happened four years ago?"

She paused, thought about it and then replied, "Well, the economy went under..."

"Bingo," I said.

"Well, that was four years ago! He's had four years to fix this mess!"

"Why?"

She looked at me blankly as she tried to process the message.

"What do you mean ... why?" she asked.

"I mean, how do you know he should have fixed this all in four years? Why do you think that?"

She didn't have an answer. She looked positively stumped. Finally, she said, "Because..."

Then she mumbled something and started walking off before turning back to me and saying, loudly, "I don't get it ... how can Obama be winning? He's got to be cheating! Who are these idiots who support him?"

I then lightly replied as she walked away, "Have you ever thought maybe it's you who's the idiot?"

She gave me a death glare as she entered the store.

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0bama isn't winning and isn't going to win. These fake polls will not discourage us, will not stop us, and we shall win.
You can tell us until you are blue in the face about how much better things are today but no one is buying it. When all you have to do is look around and see still no jobs, high gas prices, high food prices, wages not going up, taxes soon to be going up, and all we have to show for it is free birth control for Fluke and free phones for the 0bama phone lady.

You fools are going to be so blindsided when Romney wins and 0bama is sent packing to Hawaii.

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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 01:18:58 PM »
I don't bring any of them over, but I rather enjoy reading "Baghdad Bob" the ProSense primitive's attempts to rally the troops.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 01:24:28 PM »
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Weak and stupid. I find it interesting how the DUmmies are always the ones with people they don't know just coming up to them in random to tell them their distain with obama. It makes you wonder, doesn't it? I am thinking that it is the other way around, and the DUmmie is going up to conservatives and telling their distain of Romney.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 02:14:53 PM »
Just like their failed boy king...they don't even bother to phone it in anymore.

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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 02:22:22 PM »
These are starting to remind me of "MadLibs"
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 02:27:35 PM »
2 bongs --

No applause/approving nods from other people in line, no immaculate conversion.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 02:41:23 PM »
Why?

Here's a clue, numbnuts.  Obama told us that he'd fix the economy.  He made outrageous promises to secure the votes of the gullible mASSES.  He has not lived up to the promises he made and has made no progress on the economy, instead focussing on creating unpopular programs.  He never had the experience necessary to be president and has shown no aptitude for the office while in there.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 07:57:21 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on September 30, 2012, 02:41:23 PM
Why?

Here's a clue, numbnuts.  Obama told us that he'd fix the economy.  He made outrageous promises to secure the votes of the gullible mASSES.  He has not lived up to the promises he made and has made no progress on the economy, instead focussing on creating unpopular programs.  He never had the experience necessary to be president and has shown no aptitude for the office while in there.

obama is the prime example of how affirmative action can fail.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 08:16:03 PM »
I'm not even going to rate this because the DUmmie left off the "so".  When you are going to tell a lie in the form of a Bouncy Tale there is wiggle room on many of the standard Bouncy elements; however, as far as I'm concerned the "so" is a requirement.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 08:29:58 PM »
Are they even trying anymore? I was expecting more and better bouncies the closer we got to the election.

I'm disappointed.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2012, 08:34:15 PM »
Zero bongs. One of the worst bouncies I've ever read. A fellow DUmmie could see the fakery of this story. None of them dare say a word against it though.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2012, 08:52:40 PM »
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She paused, thought about it and then replied, "Well, the economy went under..."

"Bingo," I said.

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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 08:54:44 PM »
Damn, DUmmies, if you're going to write fiction, shorter is better.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 06:38:12 AM »
I am always surprised that the members of DEMOCRAT underground always seem to find tongue tied conservatives that are the mainstays of their conversion and bouncy stories.  How come that alternative power supporter and anti-war crusader that cornered me in Boston adorned with Obama buttons did not write it up when she ended up crying?  I bet after she graduated from Harvard or BC and she started bringing in a normal income she threw that crap away and is now voting for Romney. 

Come on dummies.  If you were all that good at persuading you would not delete posts, have juries to protect yourselves from yourselves, and at least have the balls to defend your positions here seeing that DEMOCRAT underground should be renamed the Three Democrat Monkeys.  See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 07:18:41 AM »
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parroting the FOX News lie about how gas is up compared to four years ago, more people are on food stamps compared to four years ago and unemployment is up compared to four years ago.

Those are incontrovertible facts, numbnuts. 

Those verbatim conversations are embarrassing...
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2012, 07:36:36 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on September 30, 2012, 02:27:35 PM
2 bongs --

No applause/approving nods from other people in line, no immaculate conversion.
I'd add a half bong for the Mormon swipe! :-)
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2012, 09:22:23 AM »
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2012, 04:10:33 PM »
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2012, 08:41:16 PM »
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She was in a minivan and in the rear window were those annoying family decals that represent every member of their clan.

I guess the decals were so annoying to the DUmmie because they represent Children that were born rather than aborted.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2012, 08:43:02 PM »
Quote from: BEG on October 01, 2012, 04:10:33 PM
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Link doesn't work. At first, I thought you were rendered speechless at the stupidity of this bouncy telling DUmmie.  :rotf:
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2012, 08:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on October 01, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
Link doesn't work. At first, I thought you were rendered speechless at the stupidity of this bouncy telling DUmmie.  :rotf:

"Link doesn't work"?

Hell, I got nothing but a big white blank spot where BEG's comment, whatever it is, is supposed to be.

I'll get around to downloading Firefox on this new computer sooner or later.

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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2012, 08:52:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2012, 08:49:04 PM
"Link doesn't work"?

Hell, I got nothing but a big white blank spot where BEG's comment, whatever it is, is supposed to be.

I'll get around to downloading Firefox on this new computer sooner or later.

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That's what I got, but when I quoted, I saw what looked to be coding from a youtube link trying to be posted. That's why I said "link."
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2012, 08:56:18 PM »
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Weak and stupid. I find it interesting how the DUmmies are always the ones with people they don't know just coming up to them in random to tell them their distain with obama. It makes you wonder, doesn't it? I am thinking that it is the other way around, and the DUmmie is going up to conservatives and telling their distain of Romney.

I think so, too.  It has one of the main essential elements: the flummoxed Conservative wholly incapable of the easiest of counters and the white knight Liberal, coolly and calmly slamming the hapless one into stunned silence or muttering, irrational rage.  I think (D)Ullards watch too much TV.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2012, 09:11:41 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on September 30, 2012, 02:27:35 PM
2 bongs --

No applause/approving nods from other people in line, no immaculate conversion.

Ah, good catch!  Definite missing the immaculate conversion.  Would have been a nice touch if she would have fallen to her knees to bemoan her previously evil ways.  Perhaps, too dramatic.
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Re: She says, "HOW CAN OBAMA BE WINNING?"
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2012, 10:20:16 PM »
Sorry, I posted this, I left out a few letters.

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