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Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« on: September 09, 2012, 08:37:09 PM »
I like to photoshop pics, but sometimes leaving well enough alone is stunning enough.

Case in point:



Now. HONESTLY.

If this were Paul Ryan, I would be planning my move out of country post haste as the GOP would have NO CHANCE at winning. But Joe being Joe, I'm sure he really doesn't give a rat's.
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2012, 08:39:14 PM »
Those two guys in the back don't look happy at all. :rofl:
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2012, 08:44:19 PM »
Those two guys in the back don't look happy at all. :rofl:

Yeah, Mr. "Troll", the ordained minister and president of the motorcycle club looks like he wants to say "Back off my old lady bro"

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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2012, 08:45:21 PM »
Gotta be photoshopped.
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2012, 08:53:20 PM »
Not photoshopped, actually happened on a campaign stop in...(Oh please, how can this stuff EVEN BE REAL!!)...

Seaman, OH

Here is the link to the original source...

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/80962.html

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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2012, 08:55:42 PM »
Yeah, Mr. "Troll", the ordained minister and president of the motorcycle club looks like he wants to say "Back off my old lady bro"

One vote for Obama, 2 for Romney... LOL
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2012, 08:59:31 PM »
One vote for Obama, 2 for Romney... LOL
You might be psychic with that comment. I would love to see a landslide with those same exact proportions.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2012, 10:06:12 AM »
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2012, 10:36:05 AM »
Figures he would be taking the bitch seat






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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2012, 10:38:00 AM »
Figures he would be taking the bitch seat

He's occupied that seat for the past 3-1/2 years. :gay:
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2012, 11:01:00 AM »
This is completely embarrassing, with a high ick factor.  I have to go home to shower now.  Be back. 

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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2012, 11:11:54 AM »
This is completely embarrassing, with a high ick factor.  I have to go home to shower now.  Be back. 

Oh come on! he was trying to show her his dangling chad :rimshot:






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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2012, 11:15:04 AM »
Oh come on! he was trying to show her his dangling chad :rimshot:

I keep trying to imagine SloJoe's ride, and keep coming up with this:


Must have mind bleach now.
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2012, 11:30:28 AM »
"Hey, I can hook you up with the boss...he has a nice package."...Joe.
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Re: Joe gets his pole greased by grody biker chick in campaign stop
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2012, 11:48:59 AM »
Those two guys in the back don't look happy at all. :rofl:

No shit, it's like they're thinking "This idiot's photo op is prolly gonna help those warrants catch up with us, dammit."
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