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Offline Mr Mannn

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Bunnies aren't so bad.
« on: August 17, 2012, 08:08:01 PM »
Lots of humans have joined the bunny side. This is just one.
Join with the bunnies. We have donuts. with sprinkles. and beer.
We have great clubs, and you can meet gals like this.
---and believe me, She would not look nearly as good dressed like a chicken...ptarmigan.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 08:15:31 PM »
But the telling question is, does God hate that bunny ?
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 08:15:55 PM »
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 08:21:33 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 17, 2012, 08:15:31 PM
But the telling question is, does God hate that bunny ?
I would say that bunny has been blessed.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 08:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 17, 2012, 08:21:33 PM
I would say that bunny has been blessed.

Her cups runneth over.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 10:02:01 PM »
That woman was forced to dress like a bunny at gunpoint by a bunny. Humans are content with suicide. Humans are brainwashed. Bunnies will destroy humans.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 10:02:37 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 17, 2012, 08:15:31 PM
But the telling question is, does God hate that bunny ?

God hates bunnies and always will.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2012, 02:20:07 AM »
Hi5 for being a good sport and rising to the bait.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2012, 02:21:05 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 17, 2012, 10:02:37 PM
God hates bunnies and always will.
I think I will "Never Forget" that.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2012, 02:28:44 AM »
Bunnies just need some love, that's all. Who couldn't cuddle up with a sweet bunny?
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2012, 08:48:56 AM »
All rabbits who die fighting the infidel ptarmigan go to Heaven and get 72 vir--

Well...you get 72 of them.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2012, 05:55:27 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 18, 2012, 08:48:56 AM
All rabbits who die fighting the infidel ptarmigan go to Heaven and get 72 vir--

Well...you get 72 of them.

All ptarmigans who die fighting the infidel rabbit go to Heaven and get 72 vir--

Well...you get 72 of them.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2012, 06:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 19, 2012, 05:55:27 PM
All ptarmigans who die fighting the infidel rabbit go to Heaven and get 72 vir--

Well...you get 72 of them.

Thats like 144 boobiez!

Er... how many nipples does a rabbit have? Ptarmigans don't have any so no boobies for you.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2012, 06:08:57 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 19, 2012, 06:07:00 PM
Er... how many nipples does a rabbit have? Ptarmigans don't have any so no boobies for you.
They have breasts, but no nipples.

What a ripoff.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2012, 06:14:35 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 19, 2012, 06:08:57 PM
They have breasts, but no nipples.

What a ripoff.

People just call them breasts. I don't think they are really breasts. Maybe we should refer to them in a scientific sort of way...More like... Yummy-yum-yums.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2012, 06:17:59 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 19, 2012, 06:07:00 PM
Thats like 144 boobiez!

Er... how many nipples does a rabbit have? Ptarmigans don't have any so no boobies for you.
Mastectomies don't count.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2012, 06:28:21 PM »
Bunnies or birdies, 'tis a shame that there's only one Bunny Club left. They were all shut down in 1988, but one apparently reopened in Vegas in '06.
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2012, 09:52:09 AM »
Just call me "Thumper".
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Re: Bunnies aren't so bad.
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2012, 07:50:00 PM »


In the early 20th century, larger than human rabbits were hunted to extinction by ptarmigan sympathizers.
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