A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai Mountains when an illegal alien ran across a clearing.
The Arizonian took careful aim, shot, and killed him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"No, no... Remember this is a Red State, it's legal here in Arizona," replied the Arizonian.
Later that night the Californian went to Kingman to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He put the beer on the roof of his truck and while he was making room behind the seat, an illegal alien ran by, grabbed the beer, and ran away.
The Californian thought, "No problem," drew his pistol, shot, and killed him.
As he was retrieving his beer the police came and arrested him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!" protested the Californian.
"Well yeah," said the cop, "but you can't use bait."
