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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2012, 09:26:33 AM »
That's my beer, 98Z.  I drink none other.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2012, 09:34:14 AM »
I want to see a picture of him.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2012, 09:38:00 AM »
I think this DUmmie has almost created more fake stories than Bouncy Ball. Maybe he's trying to get a lie named after him?

edit to add: I'm friends with my dentist. He'll talk about the stupidity of democrats when he's away from the office. He's never made a political statement when I've been at his office.

I'm not personal friends with my dentist, but I've known him for a very long time.  I can assure you that he has never talked politics in the waiting area, ever.  It would be completely unprofessional, and likely to lose him some patients.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2012, 09:41:17 AM »
Labatt Blue, Land Shark, Corona and Miller lite are the best beers. It is a shame that I don't drink anymore -> Recovering Alcoholic.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2012, 09:43:45 AM »
Labatt Blue, Land Shark, Corona and Miller lite are the best beers. It is a shame that I don't drink anymore -> Recovering Alcoholic.

I also am in recovery, and I tended towards Sam Adams and Saranac when I drank.
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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2012, 09:43:54 AM »
I want to see a picture of him.



Close as I could get.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2012, 11:40:28 AM »


Close as I could get.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »
It's too short, he should have put in a little more effort just for entertainment purposes.

It's a fairly lame effort but I give it 1 bong for the nod to the classical form.

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You gave one for the nod but you'd have to subtract a half of that for missing the "So" at the beginning.  :-)

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2012, 02:45:15 PM »
SO, I see he forgot the cop there for he 9:30am non-0bamacare union insurance funded 6 month teeth cleaning. Of course, he was standing behind the shrub, thus requiring him to jump out from behind it and arrest the guy for being belligerent and Republican.

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Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2012, 03:55:25 PM »
Sounds like a scene written for a bad sitcom.

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