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Offline Big Dog

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Re: Police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2012, 11:24:55 PM »
No, no, no. He was supposed to use lard.

Everyone knows that Crisco is shortening!

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Re: Police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2012, 04:45:26 AM »
Quote from: Undies on August 09, 2012, 12:10:14 PM
Does penicillin even work for you anymore?

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Re: Police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2012, 07:29:13 AM »
Read the entire story. It looks like someone has been reading Omaha Steve!
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Re: Police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2012, 08:54:29 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 10, 2012, 07:29:13 AM
Read the entire story. It looks like someone has been reading Omaha Steve!
With a crisco neckbeard ?
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Re: Police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2012, 06:34:48 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 09, 2012, 04:19:30 PM


Na...............crickets.

:lmao:Bloomer crickets...never had them but if you have them, can you fish with'em.
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Re: Police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2012, 03:10:32 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on August 09, 2012, 10:40:44 AM
It was a religious thing. He is a friar.

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