nadinbrzezinski (106,283 posts)
16. I know two
And they will admit to it, but like you said, not speak of the actual experience. Some missions are classified.
Now what they can talk about, they do, with both my husband and I, but in private, and only because we have shared some of the lovely experience.
OH SHUT THE ****ING **** UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE BALD-HEADED, FAT-ASSED, LYING BITCH LIFE!!!
JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST!!!!
Your husband should have ****ing shot your ass out Tube 4 on a dependents cruise, you sow. I'd LOVE to have been in the goat locker listening to the rest of the Chiefs ride his ass without mercy for having a ****ing shrew like you for a wife.
Please, at least tell me you had the good taste never to show up on the pier at the end of a Westpac wearing a see-through white dress and no underwear like half the other wives. I don't think the linehandlers topside would have been able to keep their breakfasts down, and the ORSE team would have failed the nukes for sure just on seeing your hideous visage.
As the old saw goes coming back off deployments, "I'm gonna **** her brains out," to which your husband could have replied, "Done, and I've never touched her pimply ass."