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Offline CG6468

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Naked tree trimmer
« on: July 15, 2012, 05:08:21 AM »
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Knox County man arrested for naked yard work
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Lindsay Stevens
 
A Knox County man has been arrested after doing yard work in the nude.

According to the arrest report, a neighbor called to complain that her neighbor, Lindsay Stevens, was cutting a tree without any clothes on.

Just swangin' from limb to limb
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2012, 08:40:42 AM »
At least he didn't chew the bark off of Treebeard's face.
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2012, 08:42:30 AM »
He went out on a limb, but he barked up the wrong tree.
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2012, 09:19:08 AM »
Hey, sometimes it gets hot out there working on the trees. :-)
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2012, 01:23:28 PM »
Busybody if you ask me.
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2012, 08:32:35 AM »
He was just doing his James Dean impersonation.

For those that don't know. There was a picture of a young, naked James Dean up a tree playing with his ...uh....short limb.
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2012, 10:05:26 AM »
He wasn't pulling a stump, was he?
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2012, 10:09:53 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on July 16, 2012, 10:05:26 AM
He wasn't pulling a stump, was he?

More like a sprout.
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2012, 11:15:23 AM »
Welcome to my world.... :thatsright:

This was on the other side of the county though....the "hillbilly" side..  :fuelfire:
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2012, 11:20:12 AM »
Quote from: debk on July 16, 2012, 11:15:23 AM
Welcome to my world.... :thatsright:

This was on the other side of the county though....the "hillbilly" side..  :fuelfire:

Ahh, your kind of people, eh?  :lmao:
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2012, 11:30:42 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 16, 2012, 11:20:12 AM
Ahh, your kind of people, eh?  :lmao:


uh. no.

I had to meet up with another agent yesterday at one of her open houses. Nice neighborhood. Houses in the upper 100's. As I was leaving, this guy was pulling weeds out along the curb in front of his house. Very industrious, especially since it was 86 and the humidity had to be close to that.

I would have taken a picture if I could have and he not know it, and posted it here. He was quite - quite pudgy.   :whistling:

Imagine a pudgy man wearing a bright orange t-shirt (obviously a UT shirt that had seen waaayyyyy better days). Not only were the sleeves gone, but the side seams were split open down to the last couple of inches. He had long pants on.

Now...picture him bent over at the waist, and one knee kind of bent. Shirt flops forward as much as it will allow. So does his stomach that he worked on reallllly hard to get in it's current condition. There are two cars in front of me at stop sign waiting to pull out onto main road, so I'm not quite even with him. Then I get even with him...have to look in his direction to see if there are any cars coming.

His shirt not only doesn't cover the top of his pants. His pants, nor his underwear are covering his rear end!!

 :o :o :o :o :o

Gotta love East Tennessee.... :runaway:
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2012, 11:38:22 AM »
Quote from: debk on July 16, 2012, 11:30:42 AM

uh. no.

I had to meet up with another agent yesterday at one of her open houses. Nice neighborhood. Houses in the upper 100's. As I was leaving, this guy was pulling weeds out along the curb in front of his house. Very industrious, especially since it was 86 and the humidity had to be close to that.

I would have taken a picture if I could have and he not know it, and posted it here. He was quite - quite pudgy.   :whistling:

Imagine a pudgy man wearing a bright orange t-shirt (obviously a UT shirt that had seen waaayyyyy better days). Not only were the sleeves gone, but the side seams were split open down to the last couple of inches. He had long pants on.

Now...picture him bent over at the waist, and one knee kind of bent. Shirt flops forward as much as it will allow. So does his stomach that he worked on reallllly hard to get in it's current condition. There are two cars in front of me at stop sign waiting to pull out onto main road, so I'm not quite even with him. Then I get even with him...have to look in his direction to see if there are any cars coming.

His shirt not only doesn't cover the top of his pants. His pants, nor his underwear are covering his rear end!!

 :o :o :o :o :o

Gotta love East Tennessee.... :runaway:

Picky, picky, picky. Maybe you've set your sights too high? :p  :naughty:
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2012, 11:45:01 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 16, 2012, 11:38:22 AM
Picky, picky, picky. Maybe you've set your sights too high? :p  :naughty:


Nope...the other half will be 65 in less than a month this guy was a good 20 yrs or more younger. He's not pudgy.  :naughty:

It isn't just pudgy men with their cracks hangin' out either. There are several of the young girls at work, wearing the low-cut jeans, that when they sit down, the jeans are more off than on. NO underoos showin' either. I don't care if they wear the low cut jeans - heck, I wear them! - but I also make sure that my top is long enough to cover my stuff when I'm sittin' down! And thongs cover the crack....  O-)

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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 11:48:55 AM »
Quote from: debk on July 16, 2012, 11:45:01 AM

Nope...the other half will be 65 in less than a month this guy was a good 20 yrs or more younger. He's not pudgy.  :naughty:

It isn't just pudgy men with their cracks hangin' out either. There are several of the young girls at work, wearing the low-cut jeans, that when they sit down, the jeans are more off than on. NO underoos showin' either. I don't care if they wear the low cut jeans - heck, I wear them! - but I also make sure that my top is long enough to cover my stuff when I'm sittin' down! And thongs cover the crack....  O-)



OK, I was with you right up to this point.   :whistling:


Edited to add whistling guy.
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 11:59:00 AM »
I'm just funnin' with you, deb!  :tongue:

Some people just wear things that are NOT appropriate. (Reference Wal-Mart shoppers.)
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Re: Naked tree trimmer
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 04:18:03 PM »
Quote from: debk on July 16, 2012, 11:30:42 AM

uh. no.

I had to meet up with another agent yesterday at one of her open houses. Nice neighborhood. Houses in the upper 100's. As I was leaving, this guy was pulling weeds out along the curb in front of his house. Very industrious, especially since it was 86 and the humidity had to be close to that.

I would have taken a picture if I could have and he not know it, and posted it here. He was quite - quite pudgy.   :whistling:

Imagine a pudgy man wearing a bright orange t-shirt (obviously a UT shirt that had seen waaayyyyy better days). Not only were the sleeves gone, but the side seams were split open down to the last couple of inches. He had long pants on.

Now...picture him bent over at the waist, and one knee kind of bent. Shirt flops forward as much as it will allow. So does his stomach that he worked on reallllly hard to get in it's current condition. There are two cars in front of me at stop sign waiting to pull out onto main road, so I'm not quite even with him. Then I get even with him...have to look in his direction to see if there are any cars coming.

His shirt not only doesn't cover the top of his pants. His pants, nor his underwear are covering his rear end!!

 :o :o :o :o :o

Gotta love East Tennessee.... :runaway:

Plumber must be his regular job.
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