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Offline njpines

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #250 on: June 13, 2012, 03:31:38 PM »
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #251 on: June 13, 2012, 03:32:38 PM »
Oh, that's a cute LOLcat! 
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #252 on: June 13, 2012, 03:32:48 PM »
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #253 on: June 13, 2012, 03:33:24 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 13, 2012, 03:32:38 PM
Oh, that's a cute LOLcat! 

I've gone all schmaltzy.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #254 on: June 13, 2012, 03:35:02 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 13, 2012, 03:06:18 PM
When I think of the women(?) at DU I'm reminded of a place where I worked not long after getting out of school. There was one woman there with whom it was very difficult to get along. One day, while at the office, I saw a male coworker sitting across the hall from her and gazing intently at her.I asked him later what was going on. He said that he was attempting to find something attractive about her. He said that his philosophy was that you could find something beautiful in any woman if you looked hard enough. If her face isn't beautiful maybe she has a bright and warm smile. Or lovely eyes. Or a tender voice. Maybe flowing, shimmering hair. Or a warm and caring personality. Or a witty and charming personality. Or nice legs. Or a wonderful body. After he listed off several other options of beauty I asked what he had determined about our female coworker. He sighed. He lowered his head and slowly shook it from side to side. He took a deep breath and said, "Even her elbows piss me off".

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #255 on: June 13, 2012, 03:45:33 PM »
So Atman AKA Texas Toast AKA Pedro Picasso . . . what say you now?  You seem to have shut up all of a sudden!  We know you've avidly been reading this thread.

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"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #256 on: June 13, 2012, 04:06:08 PM »
Amazing how this thread has blown up !
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #257 on: June 13, 2012, 04:09:10 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 04:06:08 PM
Amazing how this thread has blown up !

Yeah.  When I left this morning, it was only eleven pages.

When I returned, it was up to eighteen.  And this, on a slow day here.

I read the new entries with some fear and trepidation that I'd been identified specifically by a primitive, necessitating another "primitive meets franksolich" story (Atman doesn't count any more), and really, I'd rather not have to.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #258 on: June 13, 2012, 04:09:42 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 04:06:08 PM
Amazing how this thread has blown up !

I'd say it's assploded but everyone's been writing about boobiez!   :-)
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"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #259 on: June 13, 2012, 04:11:18 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
I'd say it's assploded but everyone's been writing about boobiez!   :-)
Maybe it's a quadruple "C" cup explosion (C-4).
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #260 on: June 13, 2012, 04:17:32 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 13, 2012, 03:06:18 PM


With that said, there is more to life than just physical beauty. A person's intellect, 

You had to include that one, didn't you. :mad:

Married to a member of MENSA, let me tell you that intellect makes a strange bedfellow. Just imagine never being right on any subject.

The words superficial and shallow are nonexistent. Every conversation has to be meaningful and rewarding. All in all, it's a pain in the ass.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #261 on: June 13, 2012, 04:25:37 PM »
Quote from: BEG on June 13, 2012, 01:39:30 PM


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 These are great Pics. :drool: Man, the women on her make the women at the DUmp look like trailer trash. Wait, they are trailer trash.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #262 on: June 13, 2012, 04:56:12 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on June 13, 2012, 04:17:32 PM
You had to include that one, didn't you. :mad:

Married to a member of MENSA, let me tell you that intellect makes a strange bedfellow. Just imagine never being right on any subject.

The words superficial and shallow are nonexistent. Every conversation has to be meaningful and rewarding. All in all, it's a pain in the ass.

I'm married so I don't have to imagine what it's like never being right on any subject.  :-)

Seriously though, you can have a brilliant intellect and not be overbearing. I dated a girl when I was in college that probably had a genius level IQ. She had an amazing personality. She turned out to be crazy as a loon, but she still had a good personality. I had a friend that was probably the closest thing that I know to a super genius. He started auditing college classes before high school. He graduated Georgia Tech with a 4.0. He was the easiest person in the world to get along with.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #263 on: June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM »
This thread has become epic :

Also - This crossed my mind earlier today -

Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #264 on: June 13, 2012, 05:26:03 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

Right on.

What you said.
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #265 on: June 13, 2012, 05:27:57 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
This thread has become epic :

Also - This crossed my mind earlier today -

Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #266 on: June 13, 2012, 05:32:06 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
This thread has become epic :

Also - This crossed my mind earlier today -

Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

What a great statement. I never thought otherwise.

H5
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #267 on: June 13, 2012, 05:40:32 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
I'd say it's assploded but everyone's been writing about boobiez!   :-)


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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #268 on: June 13, 2012, 06:09:28 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
This thread has become epic :

Also - This crossed my mind earlier today -

Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

What you said, miskie! 

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #269 on: June 13, 2012, 06:13:29 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
This thread has become epic :

Also - This crossed my mind earlier today -

Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

This is absolutely true! ^5
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #270 on: June 13, 2012, 06:16:27 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
I'd say it's assploded but everyone's been writing about boobiez!   :-)

Yeah.
Where's YOUR bikini picture?
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #271 on: June 13, 2012, 06:21:09 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 13, 2012, 06:16:27 PM
Yeah.
Where's YOUR bikini picture?

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Piney Power!!

Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #272 on: June 13, 2012, 06:23:33 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 06:21:09 PM
Locked in Al Capone's vault . . . where's Geraldo with the key?

Damned Geraldo - keepin' all the good stuff to himself... I be he thinks that bigass '70s mustache gives him license....   
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #273 on: June 13, 2012, 06:27:58 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
This thread has become epic :

Also - This crossed my mind earlier today -

Primitives - Observe this thread. Isn't it refreshing to see that men & women can horse around without anyone getting offended ? That people can joke about sexuality (BOOBIEZ !!) without alert button mashing, and without people getting banned ?

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

Exactly.  well said.  H5
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Re: Shout out from DUmmieland to the cave
« Reply #274 on: June 13, 2012, 06:29:25 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 13, 2012, 05:22:56 PM

I think its because of how we view people, vs the way you do. You have cut yourselves up into a bunch of protected classes, whereas I view the members of this board as peers, regardless of age, sex, color, or creed. I suspect the same is true for the other members of CC.

That and we appreciate our women and respect them as equals, not as a class that needs "protection".
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