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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2012, 08:47:18 PM »
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So much for doing the right thing.

No asshole, doing the right thing would be hanging in there until you can find something better. I swear these dumbasses think that a job should be paradise or something.

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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2012, 09:01:36 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 21, 2012, 05:02:31 PM
So rather than go from 36 to 20, or thereabouts, he would rather not have any job at all.  Now instead of having some money while he looks for a second job, he has nothing.  Real brilliant there, DUmbass

On the plus side, now his former co-workers may be able to keep the same number of hours, or at least they won't lose as many as they would have.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2012, 09:05:41 PM »
Quote from: docstew on May 21, 2012, 09:01:36 PM
On the plus side, now his former co-workers may be able to keep the same number of hours, or at least they won't lose as many as they would have.
I love how there's always a bright side, and someone who's bright and will discover it. Sounds like his co workers were better off without him. Another bright side. Really and truly, I'm not seeing the downside
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2012, 06:36:29 AM »
DUmmies dream job.

1- High paying.

2- Minimal expectations of actual work.

3- All benefits free.

4- Unlimited number of sick days.

5- 50 weeks paid vacation every year.

6- Full retirement at age 25 or see #7

7- Full retirement pay from company pension fund after 1 year.

8- No drug test.

 

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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2012, 07:39:02 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2012, 06:36:29 AM
DUmmies dream job.

1- High paying.

2- Minimal expectations of actual work.

3- All benefits free.

4- Unlimited number of sick days.

5- 50 weeks paid vacation every year.

6- Full retirement at age 25 or see #7

7- Full retirement pay from company pension fund after 1 year.

8- No drug test.

 



That about sums it up.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2012, 07:46:04 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2012, 06:36:29 AM
DUmmies dream job.

1- High paying.

2- Minimal expectations of actual work.

3- All benefits free.

4- Unlimited number of sick days.

5- 50 weeks paid vacation every year.

6- Full retirement at age 25 or see #7

7- Full retirement pay from company pension fund after 1 year.

8- No drug test.

 



High speed internet connection to DU while at work.  Perish the thought that *work* would interfere with playing on DU.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2012, 11:27:48 AM »
You forgot to add ability to unleash foul-mouthed tirades at bosses and co-workers for any perceived reason (or none at all.)
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2012, 11:29:04 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 22, 2012, 11:27:48 AM
You forgot to add ability to unleash foul-mouthed tirades at bosses and co-workers for any perceived reason (or none at all.)
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2012, 11:41:59 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 21, 2012, 05:34:16 PM
The DUmbass probably forgot that you don't get unemployment bennies when you QUIT unless you are in Massachusetts.  (Assuming, of course, that any portion of this story has a foothold in reality.)

Fixed.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2012, 12:20:16 PM »
Bah, I'm looking for a job now, too.  For the first time since I was 13, I don't have work to do or worked lined up.  My employer hit the jackpot, they screwed up three contracts this year, including an enterprise contract so badly that the plant is shut down.  I'm fiscally conservative and have nest eggs and investments worth several years of pay available, they gave me a severance package worth two months not counting leave, and they are offering a settlement if I don't sue them for their foul ups.

Guess that's the difference.  I prepared for years, just in case.  Now, I got a covetous eye on money being made in aanother industry.  I'm going to enjoy a break and then get back to work.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2012, 12:49:31 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on May 22, 2012, 11:41:59 AM
Fixed.

Thank-you for correcting that little oversight in my worldview.  Now I know why I stay on the western side of the Mississippi River.  The Least Coast is even batshit crazier than I thought it was. :o
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2012, 01:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on May 22, 2012, 12:20:16 PM
Bah, I'm looking for a job now, too.  For the first time since I was 13, I don't have work to do or worked lined up.  My employer hit the jackpot, they screwed up three contracts this year, including an enterprise contract so badly that the plant is shut down.  I'm fiscally conservative and have nest eggs and investments worth several years of pay available, they gave me a severance package worth two months not counting leave, and they are offering a settlement if I don't sue them for their foul ups.

Guess that's the difference.  I prepared for years, just in case.  Now, I got a covetous eye on money being made in aanother industry.  I'm going to enjoy a break and then get back to work.

Great inspiration.  You know what a DUmmy would say though?  A DUmmy would say that you were given opportunities that other's weren't given, wahhh wahhhh, and that you had a different upbringing wahh wahh  :bawl:
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2012, 02:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on May 22, 2012, 12:20:16 PM
Bah, I'm looking for a job now, too.  For the first time since I was 13, I don't have work to do or worked lined up.  My employer hit the jackpot, they screwed up three contracts this year, including an enterprise contract so badly that the plant is shut down.  I'm fiscally conservative and have nest eggs and investments worth several years of pay available, they gave me a severance package worth two months not counting leave, and they are offering a settlement if I don't sue them for their foul ups.

Guess that's the difference.  I prepared for years, just in case.  Now, I got a covetous eye on money being made in aanother industry.  I'm going to enjoy a break and then get back to work.

Judging from the picture threads I'm willing to bet that the DUche has stored up enough fa to see it through a few winters.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2012, 05:23:35 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 21, 2012, 02:36:58 PM


Found a picture of him/her/it at work.

OH   MY   GOD!!!!!

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KILL IT!!!  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! 
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2012, 07:17:59 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2012, 06:36:29 AM
DUmmies dream job.

1- High paying.

2- Minimal expectations of actual work.

3- All benefits free.

4- Unlimited number of sick days.

5- 50 weeks paid vacation every year.

6- Full retirement at age 25 or see #7

7- Full retirement pay from company pension fund after 1 year.

8- No drug test.

 



9 - Steal co-worker's lunch and candy
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2012, 08:21:15 PM »
^I hope you catch the thief. If you do, let us know !
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2012, 08:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 22, 2012, 01:03:33 PM
Great inspiration.  You know what a DUmmy would say though?  A DUmmy would say that you were given opportunities that other's weren't given, wahhh wahhhh, and that you had a different upbringing wahh wahh  :bawl:

Everyone here knows I was Army at one point.  A SATCOM troop, which some may accuse of not being real Army.  I got out because I hurt my leg and couldn't be one of those leaders that push troops to do things that they themselves can not do.  I took a job in the defense industry in part because I wanted to serve my country by making sure the troops had the best equipment I could give them, the money isn't so good and the regulations are immense.  I put sixteen good years in between the Army and Defense contracting.  That's enough.

I'm really thinking of going into business for myself or maybe going roughneck for a few years.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2012, 08:30:18 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on May 22, 2012, 08:28:55 PM
Everyone here knows I was Army at one point.  A SATCOM troop, which some may accuse of not being real Army.  I got out because I hurt my leg and couldn't be one of those leaders that push troops to do things that they themselves can not do.  I took a job in the defense industry in part because I wanted to serve my country by making sure the troops had the best equipment I could give them, the money isn't so good and the regulations are immense.  I put sixteen good years in between the Army and Defense contracting.  That's enough.

I'm really thinking of going into business for myself or maybe going roughneck for a few years.
Good luck with it, after your respite, I hope you get onto something quite fulfilling.
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Re: DUmmy tosses a 9 month career, now unemployed
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2012, 09:44:58 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 22, 2012, 08:21:15 PM
^I hope you catch the thief. If you do, let us know !

It will be headline news on MSNBC when I do.
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