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Cali wants John Edwards to follow in her footsteps
« on: May 19, 2012, 11:49:12 AM »
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I want John Edwards to be found not guilty
I've followed the case closely. There's a lot of reasonable doubt if the jurors follow the instructions. The prosecution did not prove its case.

And then I want the John Edwards to go the **** away. He's a despicable little sociopath who cared only about his inflated sense of destiny.

Maybe you can give him a template, Cali...



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Yesterday For my entire adult life, I made a grievous error of judgment and I want to try to rectify it in any way that I can.

I posted a message here venting inappropriately about some of the customers at my the place I work ****ed a skank and got her pregnant. In doing so I deeply hurt my employers Dummies, wonderful idiotic people who I admire and care for deeply. I apologize to them and I'm so sorry for the pain and trauma I've caused them. I also apologize to the unnamed family I insulted.

I want to make it absolutely clear that what I expressed the skank I ****ed in that post in NO way is reflective of my the views of my employers. They are terrific, accepting and welcoming people even if they are drug-addled suckers. The last thing they deserve is to be hurt by my having been an idiot but hey whatever. They were shocked and horrified by what I wrote who I ****ed, which was emailed to them by someone who posted thread reported by the Enquirer and denied over 100,000 times by DUmmies. I completely understand their reaction because they're ****ing idiots. Maybe I should have ****ed Hilary, but dude, ew.

As of today I have tendered my resignation decided to take my millions and disappear. It's the least I could do to try and right the wrong I created. Plus I can still get plenty of *****.
 
Again, I am so sorry to have hurt folks who have been so very good to me.

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Re: Cali wants John Edwards to follow in her footsteps
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 11:59:40 AM »
The few commenters seem to have their panties in a knot. :hyper:
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