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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2012, 12:26:14 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:24:15 PM
It's not a question of where he grips it!

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2012, 12:28:18 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:26:14 PM
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2012, 12:29:31 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:28:18 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2012, 12:51:51 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:25:05 PM
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

Stop right there! I'm Inspector Panther of the Yard, and I'm calling a halt to this thread for excessive silliness!
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2012, 12:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 12:51:51 PM
Stop right there! I'm Inspector Panther of the Yard, and I'm calling a halt to this thread for excessive silliness!
and now for something completely different . . .

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her . . ."

 :-)
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2012, 12:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 12:51:51 PM
Stop right there! I'm Inspector Panther of the Yard, and I'm calling a halt to this thread for excessive silliness!

I'm inspector Winship, and this is Dr. Tart. We are from the Yard.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #81 on: May 18, 2012, 01:01:18 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:56:28 PM
and now for something completely different . . .

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her . . ."

 :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvvLJSmg8s[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNbtlbrx5o&feature=relmfu[/youtube]

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2012, 01:04:05 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:56:28 PM
and now for something completely different . . .

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her . . ."

 :-)

Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! 
It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord. 
Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #83 on: May 18, 2012, 01:06:22 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 01:04:05 PM
Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! 
It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord. 
Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 


Oh, you think you are strong because you resisted the soft cushions! Cardinal! Bring out the comfy chair!
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2012, 01:08:16 PM »
Quote from: docstew on May 18, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
Oh, you think you are strong because you resisted the soft cushions! Cardinal! Bring out the comfy chair!

I am thinking something like this.

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2012, 01:10:52 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 01:04:05 PM
Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! 
It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord. 
Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 


Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2012, 01:13:30 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 01:10:52 PM
Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2012, 01:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 01:13:30 PM
"Old Nick the sea captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier, where the men dressed as ladies..."

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline?... naked? ... with a melon!?
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2012, 01:26:45 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
Mmmmmm . . . I love eating the coconut shreds right out of the bag.  A couple of weeks ago, after BBQing, we toasted marshmallows and then rolled them in coconut shreds and dark chocolate chips -- freaking amazing!! Total sugar OD but worth it!  :drool:


That sounds delicious and decadent and I have to try it.

I wonder how they would be dipped in some M&Ms, too. Don't you just love the charring on the outside of the marshmallow and the gooiness on the inside? They taste very different, don't they, when toasted as opposed to untoasted. Or maybe it's that melted creamy texture underneath the outer char....

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2012, 01:31:59 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 01:26:45 PM

That sounds delicious and decadent and I have to try it.

I wonder how they would be dipped in some M&Ms, too. Don't you just love the charring on the outside of the marshmallow and the gooiness on the inside? They taste very different, don't they, when toasted as opposed to untoasted. Or maybe it's that melted creamy texture underneath the outer char....



You really should try it. It's probably a good weekend for barbequeing, at least here it is.   LOVE the melted, creaminess . . .  O-)  :wink:
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #90 on: May 18, 2012, 01:40:22 PM »
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There is no way to protect our kids from seeing this offensive stereotype. Not to mention it’s candy marketed to kids.

Oh FFS...we all knew the joke about the secret powers of the green M&M when I was a kid and wayyyy before the Mars candy company started going along with the gag.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2012, 01:42:41 PM »
These are the same nitwits that pull their kids out of public school because they can't handle kindergarten.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2012, 02:13:11 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on May 18, 2012, 01:40:22 PM
Oh FFS...we all knew the joke about the secret powers of the green M&M when I was a kid and wayyyy before the Mars candy company started going along with the gag.

That's true.  :rotf:

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #93 on: May 18, 2012, 02:28:04 PM »
I used to eat green m&m's to get excited. Now I just look at red heads  :-)
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #94 on: May 18, 2012, 02:29:14 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 02:28:04 PM
I used to eat green m&m's to get excited. Now I just look at red heads  :-)

You think just looking at a red head gets you excited...wait until you marry one!  :naughty:
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #95 on: May 18, 2012, 02:36:03 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on May 18, 2012, 02:29:14 PM
You think just looking at a red head gets you excited...wait until you marry one!  :naughty:

I told my wife that if anything ever happens to us, I am going for a red head. There is nothing more I would want.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #96 on: May 18, 2012, 02:53:24 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on May 18, 2012, 02:29:14 PM
You think just looking at a red head gets you excited...wait until you marry one!  :naughty:


I got one myself and the only thing hotter is the temper that goes with O-)
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #97 on: May 18, 2012, 02:57:30 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on May 18, 2012, 02:53:24 PM

I got one myself and the only thing hotter is the temper that goes with O-)

Hmm, but what if it was a hispanic redhead. Still a red head, but mega temper. That whole Latina fire thing.  :naughty: :panic:
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #98 on: May 18, 2012, 03:51:09 PM »
I hot tempered and sassy red head. *give me a moment*  :naughty:
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #99 on: May 25, 2012, 07:44:54 PM »
Had to pick up a couple of things at the grocery store today, saw this in the ice cream section:



1 of the best ice cream bars I've had in a long time, it was awesome!
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