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Re: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2012, 12:34:23 AM »
This might be one of the most amusing threads of all time, thanks for the chuckles my friends!
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Re: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2012, 12:50:06 AM »
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This might be one of the most amusing threads of all time, thanks for the chuckles my friends!
Great, here, you eat this milk-chocolate piece of crap.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2012, 01:15:08 AM »
Darn you, BFDU. I was going to post this under the heading "Sexual Chocolate." Since I couldn't, I sent it to my favorite radio host with that heading. I think she'll get a kick out of it, actually.

This is severely retarded, and in my book, makes Liberal in LA a candidate for DOTY. As my dad used to say, "You're so ****ed up, you don't even know you're ****ed up."

I guess the DUpes totally forgot about the PETA proposed SB commercial that got emphatically shot down. Veggie sexualization, hypocrites.

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82. Really??? Green M&M is not ashamed of her ROUND shape!!!







Last edited Thu May 17, 2012, 11:21 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

 
Odd, why not celebrate the fact that green M&M is not ashamed of her ROUND shape? Green seems to me to be the poster candy for body acceptance. She is proud and empowered and comfortable with her curve… not like those fake airbrushed anorexic twizzlers.
 
How exactly does one denote GENDER in a sexless candy cartoon icon that has no genitalia, without some level of sexualized imagery? I mean it’s not like that slapped a big set of boobs on her or gave her a candy toe... she has bigger lips and slightly differently shaped eyes.
 
On a more serious note...

I suspect that if Green M&M was exactly the same as the other M&Ms, save for having a female voice, someone would be complaining about the demonization of femininity by the hatemongers at M&M. Because somebody is just looking for attention by complaining about something asinine.
 
For ****’s sake, how long before we see these idiots arguing that healthy attractive people have to be forced to gain weight and ugly up… so that fat ugly people don’t have their self-esteem threatened?
 
"Whaaa yesterday in the park I saw some healthy attractive person jogging… now I'm aware I'm fat and unpleasant looking. Those good looking people are promoting an unrealistic standard, and should have to wear berkas, so I can continue to delude myself into thinking a 64 inch waistline is sexy."

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I almost choked on my Mountain Dew. Oh Lord, this is priceless.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2012, 01:24:47 AM »
Reese's pieces are better anyway. But I think that commercial is pretty clever! High gas prices, high unemployment, more people on food stamps than any time in history, a national debt than almost defies reality and these idiots are worried about whether a freaking m & m is sexists. It's candy you idiots, try being offended about something that matters.

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2012, 02:17:43 AM »
D has a point.
Then again, DUmpmonkeys would be offended about a baby bunny.
Without offence, their lives are hollow.
We do have a certain Bun that would take them down a road that they don't wish to follow.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2012, 07:36:55 AM »
The fact that the debate has gone on with now 100 replies tells you all you need to know about liberal mania, pettiness, control-mongering and insecurity.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2012, 07:38:51 AM »
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This is too freaking funny.  I'm sure she's being mercilessly mocked on Twitter already....

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2012, 07:47:35 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 07:38:34 PM
OMG! NO! Mounds Bars are awesome also.

No doubt, I cream myself for coconut.  Cocont cake  :drool:
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2012, 08:57:28 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2012, 07:47:35 AM
No doubt, I cream myself for coconut.  Cocont cake  :drool:

Mmmmmm . . . I love eating the coconut shreds right out of the bag.  A couple of weeks ago, after BBQing, we toasted marshmallows and then rolled them in coconut shreds and dark chocolate chips -- freaking amazing!! Total sugar OD but worth it!  :drool:
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2012, 09:04:50 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33drZUXSzY[/youtube]

The commercial is hilarious. And that is Vanessa Williams doing the voice for the female M&M.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #60 on: May 18, 2012, 09:10:24 AM »
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Coconut :puke:

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #61 on: May 18, 2012, 09:57:49 AM »
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2012, 11:10:11 AM »
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No doubt, I cream myself for coconut.  Cocont cake  :drool:

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2012, 11:24:42 AM »
There are some coconuts hidden throughout this thread.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2012, 11:31:54 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 11:24:42 AM
There are some coconuts hidden throughout this thread.

Are they being carried by an African or European swallow, perhaps?
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2012, 11:35:38 AM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:31:54 AM
Are they being carried by an African or European swallow, perhaps?
Are they EVER !
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2012, 11:36:35 AM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:31:54 AM
Are they being carried by an African or European swallow, perhaps?

African. European swallows are...
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2012, 11:43:21 AM »
well it would have to be an African swallow. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2012, 11:47:09 AM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:43:21 AM
well it would have to be an African swallow. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.



African Lion  :fuelfire:
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« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2012, 11:47:49 AM »
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« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2012, 12:06:17 PM »
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African Lion  :fuelfire:

A Tiger? In Africa?
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2012, 12:18:54 PM »
Quote from: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:43:21 AM
well it would have to be an African swallow. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.



It could if it gripped it by the husk.
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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2012, 12:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:18:54 PM
It could if it gripped it by the husk.



What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
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« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2012, 12:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:18:54 PM
It could if it gripped it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it!

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Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2012, 12:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 12:23:54 PM


What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
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