I'm getting this for the Jag this weekend. 
https://members.premiereinteractive.com/store/28566/41863_6.html
Jag? You have a Jag? Let me know when hubby is busy and you need an Escort!
As do I, but I rarely hear it except from the barmaid at a Waffle House.
"Toots" has a few pet names for me, but I rarely hear "babe", heh, heh!
Uh, yeah....
Actually, DUmbass, that's not true. The "sexworkers" belong to you turds; conservative women have more pride than to take their clothes off in front of a dark room full of lecherous cretins. Additionally, conservative men know that you can't turn a whore into a wife and we'd rather not have to deal with emotionally retarded little girls whose daddy's didn't pay enough attention to them.
No, mouth-breathers, we tend to put our women on pedestals, hold their hands while they walk beside us, seek their counsel and listen to their wisdom when we sometimes can't see another option, ravage them in our bedrooms, depend on them as an extension of ourselves as they are extensions of us, love them for their independent minds which makes our lives easier, cherish them as the wonderful gifts from God that they are, and marvel at how tough they can be when it's needed.
Bitchy, trashy, liberal whores have none of those qualities and are not deserving of a conservative man - ain't that right, sarai'maboobie?
Actually, we do the opposite! Even "Toots" acknowledges
that little fact! And we both enjoy it, too! As a matter of fact, I'm sure it is one of the reasons we have worked thru our problems for the last 39 years. Nuttin' quite like "make up" sex! 'Course garter belts and nylons sure add to the enjoyment!
{wink, wink!)One gets flowers from the garden.
The other gets the garden snake.
fixed that for ya Snuggles.......
