A pilot dies and goes to "H" "e" double toothpicks.
Satan is there to meet him and give him the grand tour.
Satan tells the pilot he is able to in effect choose his own eternal damnation fate.
Satan leads our intrepid pilot down a corridor that is populated with many doors.
The first door leads into the cockpit of an airliner filled with passengers queasy because of the weather they are stuck in.
The copilot is at the controls sweating bullets because he is low on fuel, only enough to land immediately, and still in the clouds, just above decision height, where hopefully he will break out of the clouds, see the runway a half mile, and safely land.
But he is stuck in that moment for the rest of eternity.
The next door is materially the same except the airliner is at decision height, and although weather is reported to be at minimums, there is still no visibility in any direction, and that crew will be there trapped in that moment for the rest of eternity.
By now they reach the end of the hall with an arrow pointing to the right that says "pilots"
Of course, our intrepid pilot ignores the sign, turns left, and before Satan can stop him, he opens the next door.
This cockpit is staffed with beautiful stewardesses, the weather is great, the fuel tanks are full, the scenery is beautiful....
One stewardess is giving the pilot a manicure, one stewardess is giving the first officer a pedicure.
Another stewardess is giving the flight engineer a massage, the stews are also bringing coffee, deli food, anything the pilots want, for eternity.
Our intrepid pilot immediately says, this is where I want to be for all eternity.
Satan says, this is stewardess hell.