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Hmm, seeing as a stopped heart goes along with being dead, how exactly is the dude supposed to get a boner?

Silicone injection?
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Gee that makes having to pay $9 a month for birth control not seem so oppressive now.  :-)
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Gee that makes having to pay $9 a month for birth control not seem so oppressive now.  :-)
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I guess you're supposed to wait until rigor mortis sets in.

Rigor sets in and leaves depending on the ambient temperature.   Warmer the body the faster the process, so the 6 hour time limit.

In Egypt a HOT country rigor can set in as soon as one hour and be gone in another 1-2 hours.  Have to get to the corpse fast after the rigor leaves as once rigor is gone the body builds up gas and nasty stuff starts to happen.

Seems perfectly reasonable to set the time limit, at the correct time after rigor leaves, the body is plyable and easy to manipulate, has not yet begun to decompose and still has no [over coming ] smell.

Amazing the science that has gone into making this a law, almost split timing to gage the correct time to have sex with the dead.   

Who can be surprised that a culture that once were leaders of the world in science and arts, sex maniacs, and have fallen into the promiss for the males of eternal sex with virgins after death would not find  way to with science find a way to keep sex going on with the dead  while alive on earth.

Most interesting culture, BUT, we must not question it, we must understand and emphasise with their laws and traditions.    Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ????? 

How much crazier can the world get, lets all jump on a boat with a tour group and watch some tribe throw virgins in a volcano for religious reasons.   Totally raciest to not understand or except their life style.     



 

 

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Quote from vesta...

"Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ?????  "

We are the salt of the earth, or should be.
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Rigor sets in and leaves depending on the ambient temperature.   Warmer the body the faster the process, so the 6 hour time limit.

In Egypt a HOT country rigor can set in as soon as one hour and be gone in another 1-2 hours.  Have to get to the corpse fast after the rigor leaves as once rigor is gone the body builds up gas and nasty stuff starts to happen.

Seems perfectly reasonable to set the time limit, at the correct time after rigor leaves, the body is plyable and easy to manipulate, has not yet begun to decompose and still has no [over coming ] smell.

Amazing the science that has gone into making this a law, almost split timing to gage the correct time to have sex with the dead.   

Who can be surprised that a culture that once were leaders of the world in science and arts, sex maniacs, and have fallen into the promiss for the males of eternal sex with virgins after death would not find  way to with science find a way to keep sex going on with the dead  while alive on earth.

Most interesting culture, BUT, we must not question it, we must understand and emphasise with their laws and traditions.    Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ????? 

How much crazier can the world get, lets all jump on a boat with a tour group and watch some tribe throw virgins in a volcano for religious reasons.   Totally raciest to not understand or except their life style.     

Then call me a racist, Vesta. 100%

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Rigor sets in and leaves depending on the ambient temperature.   Warmer the body the faster the process, so the 6 hour time limit.

In Egypt a HOT country rigor can set in as soon as one hour and be gone in another 1-2 hours.  Have to get to the corpse fast after the rigor leaves as once rigor is gone the body builds up gas and nasty stuff starts to happen.

Seems perfectly reasonable to set the time limit, at the correct time after rigor leaves, the body is plyable and easy to manipulate, has not yet begun to decompose and still has no [over coming ] smell.

Amazing the science that has gone into making this a law, almost split timing to gage the correct time to have sex with the dead.   

Who can be surprised that a culture that once were leaders of the world in science and arts, sex maniacs, and have fallen into the promiss for the males of eternal sex with virgins after death would not find  way to with science find a way to keep sex going on with the dead  while alive on earth.

Most interesting culture, BUT, we must not question it, we must understand and emphasise with their laws and traditions.    Who are we to question the lifestyle of others ????? 

How much crazier can the world get, lets all jump on a boat with a tour group and watch some tribe throw virgins in a volcano for religious reasons.   Totally raciest to not understand or except their life style.     


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I really have absolutely no desire to EVER hear how you know this, ma'am.

It is taught in pre-med 101. You can also learn it from watching any medical show on tv. 

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Dear Lord, guys. I was hoping that part of the post would be left alone... :censored:

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It used to be somewhat-common knowledge before hospitals, EMT, and morticians sanitized and removed us from death.

Read any account of warfare and you'll find at least a page dedicated to what happens to dead bodies left out to rot.  Some Civil War books are good, but you can't beat Eugene Sledge for pure yuck factor.
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Dammit, now I can't help but worry about what happened to my father after I said my piece to him then he passed, and he was transported. I know there are some sick people out there, but I'm just going to go with the usual. Ala they did a clean, concise, professional job.

Either that, or he's haunting their ass every single day driving them crazy until the day THEY pass.


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It is taught in pre-med 101. You can also learn it from watching any medical show on tv. 

Doesn't matter. I'm almost positive she's got some sordid tale on where/how she picked up this shit, and I'd just about bet the mortgage that it had nothing at all to do with either of the options you suggested.
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Doesn't matter. I'm almost positive she's got some sordid tale on where/how she picked up this shit, and I'd just about bet the mortgage that it had nothing at all to do with either of the options you suggested.

You may be right.

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Do you really want to encourage her to post more? :panic:
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Do you really want to encourage her to post more? :panic:

Two word respose. 6 letters. Begins with "F." Ends with "o."

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Doesn't matter. I'm almost positive she's got some sordid tale on where/how she picked up this shit, and I'd just about bet the mortgage that it had nothing at all to do with either of the options you suggested.

AH, Defiant seems to know me so well----------Day of home funerals as a kid watching the undertaker come into the home for the  3 days of viewing and shave the male deceased.   And no their hair was not still growing, the skin was shrinking to make it appear that way.

Oh yeah in the days before people embalmed family ,some interesting things happend, gas's build up and the guest of honor would fart , or twitch.    Winter funerals not so much but summer ones could become very interesting.

Don't know about you but I was a curious kid, always asking questions that few could or would want to answer.

Not to say that medical school answered all the whys and how's of the mysteries of life for me, What the Hell, the more upset my questions make someone the more interested I am to find out why the question upsets them.

It was only a few years ago that I finally found out why and where the custom of sitting watch on the deceased by family came about.  Fancy that 50+ years of wondering and I finally found out.


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