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Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« on: April 25, 2012, 10:48:12 AM »
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Thanks, Nancy Reagan. Now kids are drinking hand sanitizer.

Holy shit..."Just say no" has resulted in $400 weed unaffordable to teens, so they moved on to cold medications and huffing anything they can find. The latest, as I hear on the nooz this morning, is kids boiling down hand sanitizers to achieve 120 proof alcohol.

Jesus ****ing christ! We outlaw a natural plant and throw you in prison for it, but we'll sell you Purell or $2. What is wrong with this picture? Drugs will not ever, ever go away. It is part of the long history of humanity. The least harmful of these is pot...but Nancy said "Just say no." Instead, kids are distilling hand sanitizer for kicks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002608581

So because weed is so expensive they have to boil hand sanitizer to get drunk? Maybe we should lower the drinking age to 6.  :mental:

Here's something to think about Pedro, oil is just as natural as a pot plant.



 
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 10:50:51 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002608581

So because weed is so expensive they have to boil hand sanitizer to get drunk? Maybe we should lower the drinking age to 6.  :mental:

Here's something to think about Pedro, oil is just as natural as a pot plant.



 


     What's seriously f'ed up about his post is this: "...to TEENS."  Yeah - DUmmies don't just want it legalized; they want it legal for ALL. Their utopia is teenagers walking around, smoking weed. Sick bastards.


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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 10:53:36 AM »

     What's seriously f'ed up about his post is this: "...to TEENS."  Yeah - DUmmies don't just want it legalized; they want it legal for ALL. Their utopia is teenagers walking around, smoking weed. Sick bastards.





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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 10:58:34 AM »
Haven't these kids ever heard of mouthwash?

Being stupid should be painful.  If you want to drink hand sanitizer, go right ahead.
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 11:01:06 AM »
Pedro should go back to shit hole mexico and shut his ****in trap. The stupid douchebag.

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Re: Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 11:03:22 AM »
In whose rational brain can Nancy Reagan be blamed for this? Last I looked, it has been 24 years since she has been the first lady.  And every President & first lady since have tried to keep kids off drugs.
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Re: Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 11:06:27 AM »
In whose rational brain can Nancy Reagan be blamed for this? Last I looked, it has been 24 years since she has been the first lady.  And every President & first lady since have tried to keep kids off drugs.

This is why they are called DUmmies.  :-)
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 11:11:24 AM »

Being stupid should be painful. 

Being THIS stupid should be a mortal wound -- puhleeze, Nancy Reagan's fault???

Pedro, be my guest and go play in traffic!  :banghead:
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Re: Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2012, 11:11:51 AM »
This is why they are called DUmmies.  :-)

That is why I call them douchenozzles  :-)

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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 11:44:14 AM »
Forgive my economic confusion but how does declining to participate in a market cause prices to rise?

Don't producers generally discount prices to attract customers?
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 11:49:38 AM »
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10. I don't think Nancy Reagan is to blame for pot being illegal

or the current price of pot or for that matter the fact that teenagers can't drink in the US (unlike much of the world) which would eliminate a lot of this problem.

Just what we need allowing teenagers to buy alcohol.  :whatever:

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15. WTF you talking about $400 weed?

I can score you a $20 sack(quarter) of swag in 30 minutes LOL (mexico)

Now if you want hydro, that's running $20 a gram usually. I get an eighth for $60 from my dude

Another genius admits to smoking dope.
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2012, 11:56:58 AM »
Another genius admits to smoking dope.

Now Now, he could be a medical marijuana distributor. /douchenozzle mode


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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2012, 03:24:30 PM »
Abstinence is a foreign word to DUmb****s and is no where in their vocabulary. I think my son tried it once, and that wasn't until he was over 20, and my daughter has never touched the stuff. Hell she gets high on two wine coolers and calls it quits!
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2012, 03:50:26 PM »
Pedro is "living" proof that drug screening should be mandatory prior to voting.  :banghead:
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2012, 05:23:43 PM »
I agree with the DUchenozzle, hand sanitizer is evil. However, not for his reasons but because we are producing a generation of kids that should have been eating dirt, insects (I liked ants) and other nasty germ covered objects but are not. There is going to be and already is a serious medical crisis because kids do not have any immunity to the normal world. Helicopter moms and Purell will prove to be very detrimental to our species.

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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2012, 05:38:22 PM »
Pot is a big cash crop for some...but I read an article today that said that by 2020 New Zealand wanted to drive the price of a pack of cigarettes to $10,000...

I'm planting tobacco... :-)
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2012, 05:48:51 PM »
I agree with the DUchenozzle, hand sanitizer is evil. However, not for his reasons but because we are producing a generation of kids that should have been eating dirt, insects (I liked ants) and other nasty germ covered objects but are not. There is going to be and already is a serious medical crisis because kids do not have any immunity to the normal world. Helicopter moms and Purell will prove to be very detrimental to our species.

That's a bit tongue in cheek but basically true.

When in college and trying to solve the mystery of who murdered the two princes in the Tower of London, I had to embark upon an exhaustive study of the Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III (1452-1485; r. 1483-1485), uncle of the two princes.

Richard III had a withered arm and apparently, paralyzed lips.

Most scholars concluded then, and since, that he had contracted polio at a very early age.

But the mystery has always been that polio was non-existent during the medieval era, and so how did this happen?

I dunno how it happened, but with further reading about the history of polio, it appears that lack of good sanitation, if one survives that, allows one to build up an "immunity" to polio.

And recall when polio was ubiquitous the last century; after circa a hundred years of ever-improving public sanitation.

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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2012, 06:04:16 PM »
When in college and trying to solve the mystery of who murdered the two princes in the Tower of London, I had to embark upon an exhaustive study of the Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III (1452-1485; r. 1483-1485), uncle of the two princes.

Richard III had a withered arm and apparently, paralyzed lips.

Most scholars concluded then, and since, that he had contracted polio at a very early age.

But the mystery has always been that polio was non-existent during the medieval era, and so how did this happen?

I dunno how it happened, but with further reading about the history of polio, it appears that lack of good sanitation, if one survives that, allows one to build up an "immunity" to polio.

And recall when polio was ubiquitous the last century; after circa a hundred years of ever-improving public sanitation.

You may be a little tongue-in-cheek, but not much.

Used to know a moonbat woman on the net that swore Polio was caused by DDT.

Suffice to say, she was an insufferable bitch.
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Re: Pedro blames Nancy Reagan for his weed costing so much.
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2012, 06:17:39 PM »
When in college and trying to solve the mystery of who murdered the two princes in the Tower of London, I had to embark upon an exhaustive study of the Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III (1452-1485; r. 1483-1485), uncle of the two princes.

Richard III had a withered arm and apparently, paralyzed lips.

Most scholars concluded then, and since, that he had contracted polio at a very early age.

But the mystery has always been that polio was non-existent during the medieval era, and so how did this happen?

I dunno how it happened, but with further reading about the history of polio, it appears that lack of good sanitation, if one survives that, allows one to build up an "immunity" to polio.

And recall when polio was ubiquitous the last century; after circa a hundred years of ever-improving public sanitation.

You may be a little tongue-in-cheek, but not much.

There is a nugget of truth in Friedrich Nietzsche's cliché 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' - a healthy immune system is one that has gotten some exercise.