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Let's just say some loser in my neighborhood decided to take offense that my little puppy had the nerve to tinkle on a telephone pole when I was walking him. He came down his driveway to harass me. Plumpy, my dog, thought he was coming to say hello so he started walking up the driveway. This loser lifted his leg to kick my dog. My pups is a pomapoo. Told him that if he touched my dog it'd be the last thing he ever did and that my f'ing dog would pee anywhere he wanted to. I suggested he needed to seek help if he was concerned about a little dog's pee. He said how dare I speak to him like that. I told him I'd speak to him any f'ing way I wanted to. He said if my dog came on his property he'd call the cops. I said no problem, I'd go home and call them myself since he's the one who had started it. As I turned to walk home he started stomping his feet at Plumps. I then told him that's the problem with you liberals, you're all nuts and ruin everything.
I just knew he was a liberal. When I got home I called my husband who looked him up. Turns out his a big lib lawyer who works for the government and went to big lib schools. His wife, who didn't take his last name, went to Yale and writes for the WashPo. One of his daughters is going to some Netherlands school of human rights and the other one goes to some other lib college. My husband convinced me not to call the cops and that he'd write him a letter instead. He's a lawyer too, but not a lib.
I live in a sea of lunatics and I hate it here. It's starting to give me panic attacks. The idiot next door told the guy across the street to please turn off his porch light at night because he was contributing to light pollution. :argh
From now on I carry my cell phone and the pink zapper my son gave me. DUmmy libs are really crazy.
