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Offline dandi

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Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« on: April 02, 2012, 08:30:47 PM »
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 Is "Broccoli" a code word?
That's the first thing I thought of when conservative asswipes brought up broccoli again.

I thought it was strange back in 1990 when GHWB expressed his dislike of it.


It's still strange that conservatives are talking about it. Why broccoli? Is it code?

BTW, I like broccoli. It's very good for you.

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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 08:35:14 PM »
Yes DUmmy valerief, it's a secret code.   :rotf:
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 08:36:51 PM »
I don't eat the stuff myself.
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 08:38:48 PM »
"Broccoli" has an IQ many DUmmies aspire to reach.

Although, add butter and cheese, an the IQ of broccoli becomes as far out of reach for the average DUmmie as the relationship of the distance between earth and the sun versus the distance between earth and Alpha Centauri.
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 08:39:12 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on April 02, 2012, 08:35:14 PM
Yes DUmmy valerief, it's a secret code.   :rotf:

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!   :argh:  OpSec, people.  That's all I'm saying here.  OpSec.  

Dammit!!  Now that the DUmbshits are on to the term "broccoli" as a code word, we're going to have to think of something else to call the chemtrails agent. :banghead: :banghead:

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Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2012, 08:39:15 PM »
They are too smart. They figured out our code again. ;D
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2012, 08:42:16 PM »
Broccoli: the afro'ed vegetable

 
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2012, 08:47:40 PM »
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2012, 08:59:09 PM »
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2012, 09:04:03 PM »
The VRWC newbies need to spend some time in the think before you speak electrocution room in the camp.
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2012, 09:06:26 PM »
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2012, 09:15:54 PM »
Wow. Between this and the Opus Dei comment in another thread, they're finally on to us. Time to change all the codes!
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2012, 09:17:26 PM »
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2012, 09:31:28 PM »
Quote from: dandi on April 02, 2012, 08:30:47 PM
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Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2012, 09:55:56 PM »
Don't forget cabbage!
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Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2012, 12:57:06 AM »

     It's code for "eat shit and die, you ridiculous fag-loving worthless union monkey drug addict assfaces."

     Hey, you asked.
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2012, 01:39:55 AM »
Bush 41 hated Broccoli too.

Albert Broccoli was the producer on many of the James Bond movies...of which some dealt with battling Soviet spies and super villians.

I'm beginning to see why the DUmmies think that it's some kind of secret code.
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2012, 03:03:50 AM »
The Broccoli is in the arc of asparagus for the rutabaga rubicon.

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Re: Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2012, 05:40:41 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 02, 2012, 09:55:56 PM
Don't forget cabbage!

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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2012, 07:11:06 AM »
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Is "Broccoli" a code word?
That's the first thing I thought of when conservative asswipes brought up broccoli again.


Yes, "broccoli" is a code word for...

a plant in the cabbage family, whose large flower head is used as a vegetable.

In other words...

"broccoli".

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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2012, 07:17:40 AM »
What a fun thread!  Thanks for the laughs!   :rotf:

 
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9. Broccoli looks like pubic hair. n/t


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21. It's really an interesting analogy to me on a personal level.


Once I was having lunch with an old hardcore conservative friend in his mid 50's, and during the meal I noticed he wasn't eating any of the vegetable sides of his entree. I casually said to him, "You're not eating your vegetables?" He looks at me with an almost defiant tone and answers, "When I was a kid, my mother made me eat all of my vegetables, at every meal. So as an adult I decided I would never eat them again." I said, Oh, OK." and we went on with our meal.

That one thing really gave me a possible insight into why this very intelligent fellow could be part of the hardcore 30% of republicans that are irrationally, more supportive of party than country. In his case it could simply be unresolved childhood issues.

So, it's really funny to hear the 'broccoli' argument being brought up again. No, I don't wanna eat my vegetables! You can't tell me what to do!
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
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21. It's really an interesting analogy to me on a personal level.


Once I was having lunch with an old hardcore conservative friend in his mid 50's, and during the meal I noticed he wasn't eating any of the vegetable sides of his entree. I casually said to him, "You're not eating your vegetables?" He looks at me with an almost defiant tone and answers, "When I was a kid, my mother made me eat all of my vegetables, at every meal. So as an adult I decided I would never eat them again." I said, Oh, OK." and we went on with our meal.

That one thing really gave me a possible insight into why this very intelligent fellow could be part of the hardcore 30% of republicans that are irrationally, more supportive of party than country. In his case it could simply be unresolved childhood issues.

So, it's really funny to hear the 'broccoli' argument being brought up again. No, I don't wanna eat my vegetables! You can't tell me what to do!

So what are we to think of all the DUmbasses that proudly regale us with tales of shrugging-off the strictures of the Catholic church?
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2012, 07:46:33 AM »
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2012, 07:47:44 AM »
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Re: Is "Broccoli" a code word?
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2012, 10:48:41 AM »
DU you know, that both cabbage and broccoli are CRUCIFEROUS vegetables? 





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