A fictional spirit-guide confused

[ChuckJ]

Flippy sent me this today. Thought I'd share.

I'm confused. I know that as a fictional spirit-guide I'm supposed to have at least some semblance of wisdom, but I'm still confused.

This is what it looks like to me…

The DUmmies, along with their buddies in the MSM, are trying to present Trayvon as a sweet, innocent middle-class teenager. As evidence comes to light that he may have been more gangsta then sweet and innocent, they ignore the evidence while pitching world class hissy fits. While they are pitching this hissy fit they are labeling a man who is one-half hispanic and looks completely hispanic a white guy even though their lord and savior, who is one-half black and looks completely black is labeled a black guy. If one guy is called black because he's one-half black and looks black shouldn't a guy who is one-half hispanic and looks hispanic be called hispanic?

To top it off the Miami division of Liberals-R-Us stole a bunch of stuff I supposed in honor of the alleged sweet, innocent middle-class teenager. What thought process went into this? Was it "we'll show them he was just a sweet, innocent high school student by destroying and stealing a bunch of shit"?

OmahaSteve threw has hat into the political ring. Someone thought he needed some help and created the www.electSteveDawes.com website to help him get his message out. Based on my review of the website it uses Steve's own words and his own opinions. Despite this fact his supporters are pitching a hissy fit calling the website with his own quotes an attack on Steve. His own words are attacking him? If those words are so attack prone maybe he should have just kept them chained up somewhere instead of freeing them into the wild.

I'm I understanding the above correctly?

By the way, I've checked with the fictional spirit-guide oracle and she says if Steve allows nads to help him with his campaign and his website he will surely be a winner. If the knowledge of nads is ignored or overlooked he will be greatly defeated.

My advice to Flippy was not to worry about it. Just put on a cop uniform and jump out of some bushes until the confusion went away.

[franksolich]

Awesome.

[FlippyDoo]

When I sent that to you I really didn't expect you to share it with the entire world. I guess it doesn't matter. Maybe it'll help Steve Dawes out. I do try to root for the underdog. That's why I'm glad www.electSteveDawes.com came out to help him.

By the way, I'll be gone for a couple of days on a top secret mission for the BFEE. Actually it's a class on learning nadinese.

Oh and I've been told that one of the moles on Skins Island is constantly laughing at the DUmmies behind their backs over their lunacy the past few weeks. This mole has over 10,000 posts and knows just the right words to suck up to most everyone. The mole is well respected by the real DUers and her (or his) username is constantly showing up in posts there and here. If I revealed the username the DUmmies would be in awe of how well they've been played.

[franksolich]

This mole has over 10,000 posts and knows just the right words to suck up to most everyone. The mole is well respected by the real DUers and her (or his) username is constantly showing up in posts there and here. If I revealed the username the DUmmies would be in awe of how well they've been played.

Uh, I hope you're not planning on outing franksolich's mole.

Are you?

[FlippyDoo]

Uh, I hope you're not planning on outing franksolich's mole.

Are you?

I'd never do that frank. Watching your mole play the primitives is like watching a world class violinist on a Stradivarius. It's art.

Unmasking the high-powered mole about whom I'm speaking would be like finding out that Elvis Presley was really Tiny Tim.

[IassaFTots]

I'd never do that frank. Watching your mole play the primitives is like watching a world class violinist on a Stradivarius. It's art.

Unmasking the high-powered mole about whom I'm speaking would be like finding out that Elvis Presley was really Tiny Tim.

Lord help us all if you tell us that mole is a poet.

[franksolich]

You know, I'd left, and I was outside, when I suddenly had a horrible thought, and so had to dash back in to express it.

If nadin's remodeling the big guy's web-site, what does one suppose she'll charge him?

nadin doesn't do anything for nothing, remember.

I have no idea what web-site designers charge, as the only web-site designers I know are my fellow alum Skins and Lord Marblehead EarlG.  Given their lifestyles, I don't think either come cheap.

I also wonder how much web-site design of www.electstevedawes.com would cost on the market, on average; one can only guess, since we don't know the friends of the big guy, but a guess would be good.

I dunno for sure, but I think if nadin "donates"--hahahahahahahaha!--her services as web-site designer, it's got to be reported on campaign finance filings as an "in kind" donation comparable to U.S. currency.

That one, I'm not sure, but it's important to keep the big guy on the straight-and-narrow.....given that from his very first step, he's veered w-a-a-a-a-a-y off course.

[diesel driver]

Lord help us all if you tell us that mole is a poet.

Or a journalist,
OWS reporter,
radiation expert,
doctor,
lawyer,
indian chief,
historian,
arc developer,
rubicon crosser,
script interpreter,
resume enhancer,
trend spotter,
webmaster to OS,
and all around Google professional.

http://www.electstevedawes.com/

[Karin]

Nice you hear from Flippy.

Hmmm, it seems to me that Miskie crafts awfully good parody poetry.  Maybe a little too good.  Ballygrl does too.  Hmmm.