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No Jury Duty: Shiny Bracelets Instead
« on: March 23, 2012, 05:03:30 PM »
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Denver woman brags about faking mental disorder to avoid jury duty on radio show, gets arrested

 Denver woman brags about faking mental disorder to avoid jury duty on radio show, gets arrested
 
A crafty cosmetologist is facing a possible jail sentence after wearing hair curlers, clown makeup and mismatched shoes to jury duty then claiming a mental disorder and bragging about the stunt on the radio.
 
Susan Cole, a beautician and Mary Kay cosmetics saleswoman from Denver, was booked Thursday morning on felony charges of first-degree perjury and attempt to influence a public servant, prosecutors said.
 
If convicted, she faces a maximum of six years in prison on each charge.

Cole, 57, concocted her elaborate story to wriggle out of jury service last June, prosecutors said.
 
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/denver-woman-brags-faking-mental-disorder-avoid-jury-duty-radio-show-arrested-article-1.1048958#ixzz1pwtVlmUh
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002460058

So, um.......what's her DU name?
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Re: No Jury Duty: Shiny Bracelets Instead
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 05:07:52 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 23, 2012, 05:03:30 PM
So, um.......what's her DU name?
Bobbolink?  She hasn't been posting there larely.
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Re: No Jury Duty: Shiny Bracelets Instead
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 05:09:54 PM »
Why would anyone want a dirty, homless bitch in a clean pristine courtroom??
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
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Re: No Jury Duty: Shiny Bracelets Instead
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 05:12:25 PM »
On second thought it couldn't be Bobo the Hobo, this lady had a job.
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Re: No Jury Duty: Shiny Bracelets Instead
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2012, 04:44:29 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 23, 2012, 05:12:25 PM
On second thought it couldn't be Bobo the Hobo, this lady had a job.

And living in a Buick isn't a job.

Hell, driving a Buick is a job!   :lmao:
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