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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2012, 09:37:00 AM »
If I understand this correctly...

Occu-pie and DUmmy women in Kansas, all 25 of them, plan to withhold sex from their partners (also Occu-pies and Dummies, for the most part) for one week, with the intent of forcing the governor to abandon his moral and political opposition to taxpayer-funded abortion.

The words "underpants gnomes" come to mind.


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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2012, 12:26:38 PM »
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Women in Kansas and around the nation will be holding a sex strike from April 28-May 5, 2012
Not a problem. It would take at least a couple of months to get desperate enough to shag proud2BDUmb Anne.

In Asia, it's that long before their teeth and legs start looking straighter, according to most guys.
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2012, 06:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on March 16, 2012, 10:49:16 PM
When primitive women go on a sex strike, Americans men breath a sigh of relief.

Fixed - primitive women prey on far more than just men.
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2012, 08:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on March 16, 2012, 03:34:13 PM
My wife can't cut me off, she doesn't know where I'm getting it.

 :-)

KC

LOL!!! Worse statement that ever came out of my mouth was when my fiance got mad at me during a spat and said "You ain't getting any for a month Perky". Well Perky was a lot younger and stupider in those days and replied "Maybe not from you, bitch!".

I knew as soon as those words left my mouth and I saw the expression on her face that I had screwed up. Bad. Worse than bad. We are talking epic screw up here. That one cost me flowers, dinner at the most expensive restaurant and several expensive gifts.   :thatsright:  :thatsright:





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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2012, 09:08:10 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 17, 2012, 08:23:10 PM
LOL!!! Worse statement that ever came out of my mouth was when my fiance got mad at me during a spat and said "You ain't getting any for a month Perky". Well Perky was a lot younger and stupider in those days and replied "Maybe not from you, bitch!".

I knew as soon as those words left my mouth and I saw the expression on her face that I had screwed up. Bad. Worse than bad. We are talking epic screw up here. That one cost me flowers, dinner at the most expensive restaurant and several expensive gifts.   :thatsright:  :thatsright:


Do you laugh about it today?  I would have been pissed at the time but it is kind of funny.
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2012, 04:30:32 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 17, 2012, 09:08:10 PM
Do you laugh about it today?  I would have been pissed at the time but it is kind of funny.

Oh it's funny now, BEG. Back then... not so much.  :-)
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2012, 06:54:26 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 17, 2012, 08:23:10 PM
LOL!!! Worse statement that ever came out of my mouth was when my fiance got mad at me during a spat and said "You ain't getting any for a month Perky". Well Perky was a lot younger and stupider in those days and replied "Maybe not from you, bitch!".

I knew as soon as those words left my mouth and I saw the expression on her face that I had screwed up. Bad. Worse than bad. We are talking epic screw up here. That one cost me flowers, dinner at the most expensive restaurant and several expensive gifts.   :thatsright:  :thatsright:

^5!   :lmao:

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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2012, 08:23:55 AM »
I used to see a sexy woman and then try to get a little frisky with the X-wife. She would start &itching and say, "She turned you on so let her turn you off....nag-nag-nag." You know, those are the few times I wish I had taken her advice. :-)
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2012, 11:53:12 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 16, 2012, 04:30:17 PM
Now I wanna see it too.

It's kinda like a big serviing of mashed potatoes shaped into a beer barrel form, atop two long drumsticks, with some fairly unattractive brown hair on the top.  Stuffed into something stretchy, generally.
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2012, 12:33:18 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on March 16, 2012, 03:44:07 PM
proud2BlibKansan's husband must be doing a happy dance after hearing that news.   :rotf:

Ah was goin' to say, will anyone notice???

Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2012, 11:53:12 AM
It's kinda like a big serviing of mashed potatoes shaped into a beer barrel form, atop two long drumsticks, with some fairly unattractive brown hair on the top.  Stuffed into something stretchy, generally.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Now was that really necessary? I know she's pretty damn ugly, but, again, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2012, 01:32:44 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on March 19, 2012, 12:33:18 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Now was that really necessary? I know she's pretty damn ugly, but, again, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Dude - I did NOT post a link to her pix.  You should be thanking me for saving your eyesight, even if you do need the mindbleach now.
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2012, 03:23:55 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 19, 2012, 11:53:12 AM
It's kinda like a big serviing of mashed potatoes shaped into a beer barrel form, atop two long drumsticks, with some fairly unattractive brown hair on the top.  Stuffed into something stretchy, generally.

Which comes from a bottle @ .25 a gallon.
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2012, 06:28:45 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 19, 2012, 03:23:55 PM
Which comes from a bottle @ .25 a gallon.

So, it costs less than the mindbleach? :tongue:
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Re: the Die alte Sau to go on a sex strike
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2012, 11:56:31 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 19, 2012, 03:23:55 PM
Which comes from a bottle @ .25 a gallon.

How does one convert that into centipedes, btw??


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