She woulden't make decent compost.
Even if she did, I wouldn't treat my plants that way.
BTW, nads, have you heard that natural gas prices are going down, BECAUSE it was a warmer than normal winter, SO, demand was DOWN. That means less fossil fuels burned, less CO2 produced. And it still got warmer, go figure.
It must be hell to be so damned stupid. Too bad I'll never need to find out.