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Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« on: March 01, 2012, 05:52:46 PM »
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Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche

Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
Matt Taibbi
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March 1, 2012

So Andrew Breitbart is dead. Here’s what I have to say to that, and I’m sure Breitbart himself would have respected this reaction: Good! **** him. I couldn’t be happier that he’s dead.

I say this in the nicest possible way. I actually kind of liked Andrew Breitbart. Not in the sense that I would ever have wanted to hang out with him, or even be caught within a hundred yards of him without a Haz-Mat suit on, but I respected the shamelessness. Breitbart didn’t do anything by halves, and even his most ardent detractors had to admit that he had a highly developed, if not always funny, sense of humor.

For instance, it would be dishonest not to tip a hat to him for that famous scene when he hijacked Anthony Weiner’s own self-immolating "apology" press conference, and held up the entire event by standing at the lectern and congratulating himself at length, before Weiner could let the humiliating healing begin.

For that one, brief, shining moment– still one of the most painful-to-watch YouTube spectacles of all time, right there with Mitt Romney’s priceless attempt at singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with a group of black voters in Florida in 2008 – Breitbart could legitimately claim to have the biggest, hairiest balls on earth.

The rest: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/andrew-breitbart-death-of-a-douche-20120301

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002369784

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1. My only regret is that I didn't get to see the event..

Watching that piece of shit die would rate high on my "good memories list"   .

These idiots cry themselves to sleep when a cop killer gets taken out, and celebrate when a conservative dies.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2012, 05:54:41 PM »
They are such douches.  :mental:
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2012, 05:58:56 PM »
Read the comments at Rolling Stone.

BTW? Taibbi is a nutcase, from the left leaning wikipedia:

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Controversy and confrontation

In March 2001, as editor of the magazine The eXile, Matt Taibbi burst into the office of New York Times Moscow bureau chief Michael Wines and threw a cream pie into his face, after Taibbi's magazine had awarded Wines the title of "worst journalist" in Russia.[14]

In March 2005 Taibbi's satirical essay, "The 52 Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope", published in the New York Press was denounced by Hillary Clinton, Michael Bloomberg, Matt Drudge, Abe Foxman, and Anthony Weiner. The editor who approved the column lost his job.[15][16] Taibbi defended the piece as an "off-the-cuff burlesque of truly tasteless jokes" written to give his readers a break from a long run of "fulminating political essays" of his. Taibbi also said he was surprised at the vehement reactions to what he wrote "in the waning hours of a Vicodin haze."[17]

Journalist James Verini, while interviewing Taibbi in a Manhattan restaurant for Vanity Fair, said Taibbi cursed and threw a coffee at him, and accosted him as he tried to get away, all in response to Verini's volunteered opinion that Taibbi's book, The Exile: Sex, Drugs, and Libel in the New Russia, was "redundant and discursive."[18] Taibbi later said the incident was "an aberration from how I've behaved in the last six or seven years."[19]
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 06:01:05 PM »
Hey, Pitt, you barely functional literate, people actually read Breitbart. People actually bought his book. He actually mattered.

If you are remembered at all, it will only be because PJ Comix, among other, lampooned your idiocy.

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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 06:03:22 PM »
One can be warmed on a cold fall day by the bright flame of peace, love, and tolerance of the Liberal left.

I hope that Matt Taibbi dies of ALS and that I can poke fun of him the whole time.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 06:08:29 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002369784

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And originally written in an article for Rolling Stone, whose writers are among the biggest bunch of douches you'll ever see in your life, with that particular writer, Matt Taibbi, being easily among the douchiest. These are the people who through their writings for that abysmal rag have held up as heroes an Iraqi insurgent (Publishing one of his articles, and coming just shy of calling him a "Freedom Fighter"), the Palin email hacker (Aka the little prick whose posting of Sarah Palin's personal information online enabled a bunch of psychos to stalk and threaten her daughters), the Mojave Desert Cross thief, and a teenage boy who arranged, supervised, and coordinated a massive drug shipment, yet who demonize conservatives, Christians, and other decent folk every chance they can get. They regularly demonize capitalism and whine about "Corporate greed" even as they work in a magazine whose issues can at times feature a dozen pages of full- page advertisements before even reaching the Table of Contents.
Out of all the liberal media outlets out there, I'm not sure there are any (With the possible exception of 'Real Time with Bill Maher') that I more deeply hate than Rolling Stone Magazine. Other liberal media outlets (i.e. MSNBC, New York Times, etc.) at least try to keep their blatant hatred of conservatives in check if for no other reason that to avoid putting off the more moderate liberals in their fanbase. Rolling Stone doesn't bother with that at all. They know their fanbase consists pretty much exclusively of rabid, dope- addled (They should change their title to "Rolling Stoners" for that reason), ultra- fringe radical leftists, so they gleefully wallow in their blatant hatred of all things conservative and Christian while simultaneously praising the crudest, foulest, and worst people imaginable.
No writer for Rolling Stone Magazine, least of all Taibbi, has any business calling Breitbart (May he rest in peace) a "douche," as that entire magazine epitomizes douchiness.
As for DU, their reaction to his death isn't surprising at all. It's in fact expected of them. When a prominent liberal dies or falls ill, the DUmmies weep over him or her, shower the person with praise, and pray for his family. When a prominent Republican, conservative, or Christian dies, the typical DUmmy's response is "Awesome! I hope his death was as slow and excruciating as possible, and that he rots in Hell and his entire family die soon, too!"
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 06:14:12 PM »
Matt Taibbi is a poor imitation of Hunter Thompson.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 06:20:31 PM »
What is shocking is that Drooling Stone is still being published. Of course we have the DUmmies to thank for keeping it alive.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 06:27:28 PM »
Will Pitt has nothing to say about who is and who isn't a waste of skin like himself. Sorry Will but when you hang around people like Scott Ritter who is a felon and when you yourself leave under shady circumstances from your job at an all girls school then maybe you should stop and pound your fingers with a hammer before you go around acting stupid.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2012, 06:30:24 PM »
their fanbase consists pretty much exclusively of rabid, dope- addled (They should change their title to "Rolling Stoners" for that reason), ultra- fringe radical leftists, so they gleefully wallow in their blatant hatred of all things conservative and Christian while simultaneously praising the crudest, foulest, and worst people imaginable.

As for DU, their reaction to his death isn't surprising at all. It's in fact expected of them. When a prominent liberal dies or falls ill, the DUmmies weep over him or her, shower the person with praise, and pray for his family. When a prominent Republican, conservative, or Christian dies, the typical DUmmy's response is "Awesome! I hope his death was as slow and excruciating as possible, and that he rots in Hell and his entire family die soon, too!"

I expect nothin' less from these worms!

Hey, Pitt, you barely functional literate, people actually read Breitbart. People actually bought his book. He actually mattered.

If you are remembered at all, it will only be because PJ Comix, among other, lampooned your idiocy.

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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2012, 06:33:42 PM »
DUmmie wants to watch someone die....he should have rode with Ted Kennedy.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2012, 06:39:37 PM »
"He felt empty, like pretense, personified and exposed."
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2012, 08:32:58 PM »
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Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche

Is it any wonder wee willy toss pot would be so catty?  Andrew Breitbart was everything he wasn't.

Hey, willie, Andrew Breitbart will be remembered for a long time in his efforts to shine the light on ACORN.  You, on the other hand, won't even be missed. 
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2012, 08:40:10 PM »
Is it any wonder wee willy toss pot would be so catty?  Andrew Breitbart was everything he wasn't.

Hey, willie, Andrew Breitbart will be remembered for a long time in his efforts to shine the light on ACORN.  You, on the other hand, won't even be missed. 

Hey, he'll be missed in 24 business hours.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2012, 08:51:59 PM »
Hey, he'll be missed in 24 business hours.

By who? The owner of the bar where he drops all his change is the only one I can think of!
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2012, 05:31:10 AM »
Hey, he'll be missed in 24 business hours.

It'll be that long before he's missed...and then he'll be missed for about one business nanosecond....with only an empty beer bottle to mark his grave.
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2012, 01:29:50 PM »
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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2012, 01:56:34 PM »
Also plain as a mud fence.

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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2012, 02:37:11 PM »
Matt Taibbi is a poor imitation of Hunter Thompson.

Pfft. Matt is a poor imitation of Perez Hilton.

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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2012, 02:43:50 PM »
Pfft. Matt is a poor imitation of Perez Hilton.

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Re: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2012, 03:59:38 PM »
The hilarious thing is, Breibart would be delighted to know the left's reaction to his death. He'd celebrate all the vile shit that's been written because it proves that they're the scumbuckets he always said they are.
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