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Offline franksolich

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brain-damaged primitive gives us an oldie
« on: February 25, 2012, 01:10:42 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2477833

Oh my.

Like a water-wheel winding down because the creek's running dry, the old DU continues to spin slower and slower.

Pretty soon the reactionary primitives who can't deal with change, who can't get with the program, will have to swim over to the new and improved DU, where it's at.

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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-24-12 03:26 PM
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And to remind you what we face from our Puke overlords everyday   
   
Joe 'Six Pack' Republican.

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and fresh because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girlie-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is ...properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joe's employer pays the same standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It is noon and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below- market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by the Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big- government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father has Medicare, lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine- drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

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lbrtbell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-24-12 11:49 PM
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3. That's an oldie, but a goodie
   
It's been around for years, but the scary thing is...it never becomes any less true or relevant.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: brain-damaged primitive gives us an oldie
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 01:13:59 PM »
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With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

DainBramaged is clearly writing to connect to the other primitives, and not a larger audience.  What primitive doesn't think about hitting the pill bottle first thing in the morning for their fix? 

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Re: brain-damaged primitive gives us an oldie
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 01:16:00 PM »
It's still a load of crap all these years later.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: brain-damaged primitive gives us an oldie
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 02:52:09 PM »
Is anyone aware of any water companies that are private and not government run? I've only lived in the west and midwest, is it different in the east or south?

When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: brain-damaged primitive gives us an oldie
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 03:24:39 PM »
Is anyone aware of any water companies that are private and not government run? I've only lived in the west and midwest, is it different in the east or south?
Not that I know of.  I'm pretty sure privately-owned utilities went out with the TVA and the Roosevelt administration.  Everyone else I know pays to have a well dug.

In other news, the Baltimore, MD Public Works was successfully sued for $4.2 million after overcharging residents by "estimating" water use instead of taking meter readings.
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Re: brain-damaged primitive gives us an oldie
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 03:49:42 PM »
...and at the end of the year, Joe writes a large income tax check to the US government  because some most stupid most commie liberals refuse to work and continue suck the government tit.
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