Mattel would make a killing with a Magic Negro inaction figure. It would feature a kung-fu-grip on your wallet one hand, and a sleight of hand job on the other hand. No owebuma collection would be complete without an owebuma bobble head doll, that only bobbles in front of teleprompters, not included. Of course the inaction figure would need transportation, so he would have to have a canadian made Magical Misery dunderBlunderBus tour bus. All by Mattel.