Poor Marines can be written up if they fart near a Muslim. Yup directive says that the Muslims complain about our GI's farting in their vicinity. Muslims do fart but because of their diet it is just a gentle whiff with no lingering after effects, They say, but pork farts from our troops leave them inconsolable.
Darn the worse farts are from the Asians that eat Kimchee, lord that is nothing as bad as having to stand 10 hours next to someone that eats it every day. Smell comes out their pours when they sweat or speak to you from 3 feet away.
Wine Os's that drink that Thunder Bird 24/7------better a quick fart that goes away then to be stuck on a 8 hour flight next to them. No amount of less then 4 baths will take away that smell and the clothing reeks of it also.
Farts are just a normal behavior for people and animals, the toxicity comes from the diet, anyone remember what happens when a milk fed baby is introduced to Gerber strained meat???? Nothing like a year old baby that on introduction lets out its first meat fart, scares the kid and makes the diaper changer cry.
