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Offline CG6468

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What religion should you be?
« on: February 10, 2012, 10:04:37 PM »
What religion should you be?

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You Should Follow Judaism
 
You believe that there is only one God, but you don't get too dogmatic about it.
Instead, you simply try to live the most ethical life you can.

Religious holidays and cultural identity are very important to you.
You enjoy following religious traditions and find meaning in them.

Be honest.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 10:11:56 PM »
Christianity.

I'm glad I'm not God.  What with all these folks trying to make sense of things beyond us.  The fact that this quiz would pigeon-hole folks based on four questions made me laugh.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 10:13:21 PM »
Yeah, I know. I just post 'em for entertainment purposes.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 10:15:20 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 10, 2012, 10:13:21 PM
Yeah, I know. I just post 'em for entertainment purposes.

It worked!  As much time as I spend trying to figure it all out... I wish four questions were all it took!  I often picture God chuckling and rolling His eyes because I try to understand.   
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 10:18:17 PM »
Quote from: longview on February 10, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
It worked!  As much time as I spend trying to figure it all out... I wish four questions were all it took!  I often picture God chuckling and rolling His eyes because I try to understand.

There are, of course, die hard believers, but I think most people just try to figure things out and where they fit into some grand scheme of things.

Like - I consider myself to be a Christian, but sometimes I have to wonder what God is trying to do to us.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 10:27:24 PM »

We Klingons killed our Gods over 1,500 years ago, when they got to be more trouble than they were worth. :fuelfire:
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 07:31:00 AM »
Every now and then they get one right.

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You Should Follow Christianity

You believe in the Holy Trinity, and that Jesus walked the earth as the son of God.
 You also believe that all people sin and that God will forgive you for your sins.
 
Your relationship with God is very important to you.
 You strengthen your faith through prayer, worship, and Bible study.



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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2012, 08:36:52 AM »
Same here on Christianity.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2012, 10:08:52 AM »
You Should Follow Islam

 You believe that there is one true God and that it's your duty to submit to his will.
Life may be trying, unfair, or painful here on earth. But you're waiting for the Paradise in the afterlife.

Religion is the most important thing in your life, and you are fully devoted to God.
You are willing to fast, pray often, and follow all of God's rules to make sure you have a place in heaven. 

I cheated a little, so what. I can now go out and kill DUmmies because to deny me my right to practice my religion would not only be unconstitutional but anti-multi-cultural and ....wait for it.....RACIST...all against DUmmie tenents.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2012, 11:01:42 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2012, 10:08:52 AM
You Should Follow Islam

 You believe that there is one true God and that it's your duty to submit to his will.
Life may be trying, unfair, or painful here on earth. But you're waiting for the Paradise in the afterlife.

Religion is the most important thing in your life, and you are fully devoted to God.
You are willing to fast, pray often, and follow all of God's rules to make sure you have a place in heaven. 

I cheated a little, so what. I can now go out and kill DUmmies because to deny me my right to practice my religion would not only be unconstitutional but anti-multi-cultural and ....wait for it.....RACIST...all against DUmmie tenents.


And DUmmie tenements.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2012, 11:19:33 AM »
Christianity.

(No surprise.)
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2012, 12:05:15 PM »
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You Should Follow Judaism
 
You believe that there is only one God, but you don't get too dogmatic about it.
Instead, you simply try to live the most ethical life you can.

Religious holidays and cultural identity are very important to you.
You enjoy following religious traditions and find meaning in them.

Nice to know I am what I should be.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2012, 12:10:09 PM »
Christianity
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2012, 12:42:23 PM »
You Should Follow Christianity
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2012, 10:28:55 AM »
I'm a Jooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2012, 10:37:43 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 14, 2012, 10:28:55 AM
I'm a Jooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Me Toooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2012, 10:38:22 AM »


no surprise
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2012, 02:33:08 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 14, 2012, 10:37:43 AM
Me Toooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Good luck giving up bacon. It's a bitch!  :-)
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2012, 09:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 14, 2012, 02:33:08 PM
Good luck giving up bacon. It's a bitch!  :-)

Meh, it's a quiz.  I took it three times.  First, I was a unitarian universalist, then I was an atheist, then I was a JOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I ain't giving up bacon, sugar beet.  No way, no how.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2012, 09:41:14 PM »
I got atheist even though I am probably more of a gnostic.
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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2012, 09:55:29 PM »
lol I got Buddhist, nice.

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Re: What religion should you be?
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2012, 03:50:23 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 14, 2012, 09:16:30 PM
I ain't giving up bacon, sugar beet.  No way, no how.

Yeah, me neither.  Jesus lets us have bacon and BBQ ribs and ham and sausage and stuff.   :-)
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