1. Money cannot buy happiness,
But its more comfortable to cry
In a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember
The bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in
Trouble and they will remember you
When they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Reforming Democrats is like trying to
Pick up a brown blob by it's clean end.
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No Longer Confused
I became confused when I heard the word"Service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
You are now as enlightened as I am!
