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Offline GOBUCKS

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Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2011, 02:07:54 PM »
The Kim is dead,
Long live the Kim!
I saw a headline at the grocery checkout line today that was appalling.

It said "Kim calls Khloe fat!"

Khloe is just big-boned!

In fact, all the Kardashian girls tend toward big bones.

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Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2011, 03:06:36 PM »
In fact, all the Kardashian girls tend toward big bones.

It's more of an affinity for them.
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Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2011, 03:01:23 AM »

In fact, all the Kardashian girls tend toward big boneRs.


You dropped a letter.
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Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2011, 09:10:00 AM »
If anyone has not seen the action figure therapy videos, I strongly suggest you do.  Great rants and funny stuff!
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Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2011, 09:12:50 AM »
A recap of the Christmas party is up now.

Ooooh, thanks!
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