3:26 - "How many of these will help me pay back my student loans though?"
You know, here's an idea...there is a program in the federal government that forgives student loans after a decade if you a) pay your loan to an agreed upon amount on time and b)serve for 10 years. The problem for many of these idiots is twofold: Most of criminal records that would not allow them even the most basic of clearances and their own master, Barry, has so decimated the private economy that it's repercussions now extend to the federal government. Too bad, so sad...