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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2011, 09:54:08 PM »
This is one time I'm grateful they didn't post a picture thread.

I was thinking the same thing, as I was reading it for the first time.

The only thing I do know is that the VelmaD primitive's jugs sag way down; they're pretty long.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2011, 07:15:39 AM »
This is one time I'm grateful they didn't post a picture thread.

It however gave me some amusement that many lurking primitive "guests" were at this thread when I had to get up in the middle of the night to empty the bladder.....
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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2011, 07:31:31 AM »
At my age...3 to 5 minutes in the shower...and I hope the mirror fogs up. :-)
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2011, 10:01:51 AM »
Somehow, I don't think that I have ever felt the need to just walk around naked, especially not to the point that I can't function if I don't get a certain amount of "naked time." 

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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2011, 10:12:29 AM »
Somehow, I don't think that I have ever felt the need to just walk around naked, especially not to the point that I can't function if I don't get a certain amount of "naked time."

These are primitives, remember.

They're trying to get some sort of "spiritual experience" out of it, I think; a yearning for God is within every human being, but as they've turned off, rejected, God, but still have that universal yearning, primitives do all sorts of weird things to fulfill it.

I suppose it's also an attempt to "get in touch" with themselves, but of course their use of drugs, licit and illicit, separates them more and more from themselves. 

Me, I just sleep this way out of habit; a habit derived from I know not where.

Given the propensity of deaf people to inadvertently walk in on embarrassing situations, I've never been surprised at how common the habit is.  If doors have locks on them, people should use them, damn it.
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2011, 10:17:56 AM »
Quote from:
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I'm usually naked at home.

Or at least, just in my tighty whiteys.

This is the same guy that was over at CU for a while and then went to NU, right?

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The minute I get home from work, my clothes come off.
 
Sometimes, I don't wear anything else until I get ready for work the next morning.

NightTrain  :lmao:

This is a primtive I'd like to see back on the island.  He was as immature as they come.

I remember one story he told about some "freeper" old lady that made some lighthearted comment to him about having to lift some heavy basket at where he worked and he snapped back at her something about how she needed to go change her adult diaper.  He said it thinking the primitives would pat him on the back, etc...  Even as dumb as they are, they didn't give him a pass on that.

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« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2011, 02:17:02 PM »
I've never had a problem being naked in a hospital or ambulance.  Those people see plenty of stuff, they don't care. :whistling:

See, that's why I can't see any reason for being nervous.

Eleven times since I was three years old, there's been a case of me being taken into the emergency room, tossed onto a gurney (or whatever it is), and because of the nature of the injuries, immediately stripped wholly naked.....right in front of the medical staff, three or four rescue personnel, and one or two friends.

(The friend, or friend, because somebody has to do my talking-and-listening for me, as I'm not in exactly a conversational mood.)

All I've ever been interested in is getting put back into working order, and if that's what they have to do, well, do it.  Nobody gets any argument from me.
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« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2011, 02:56:27 PM »
See, that's why I can't see any reason for being nervous.

Eleven times since I was three years old, there's been a case of me being taken into the emergency room, tossed onto a gurney (or whatever it is), and because of the nature of the injuries, immediately stripped wholly naked.....right in front of the medical staff, three or four rescue personnel, and one or two friends.

(The friend, or friend, because somebody has to do my talking-and-listening for me, as I'm not in exactly a conversational mood.)

All I've ever been interested in is getting put back into working order, and if that's what they have to do, well, do it.  Nobody gets any argument from me.

I never, never get a gown with any ties in the back.... :argh:

I think they pull them all off when they see me coming.
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2011, 02:59:16 PM »
This is the same guy that was over at CU for a while and then went to NU, right?

I'm not sure.

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This is a primtive I'd like to see back on the island.  He was as immature as they come.

I remember one story he told about some "freeper" old lady that made some lighthearted comment to him about having to lift some heavy basket at where he worked and he snapped back at her something about how she needed to go change her adult diaper.  He said it thinking the primitives would pat him on the back, etc...  Even as dumb as they are, they didn't give him a pass on that.

When I saw the NightTrain primitive, though, the comment reminded me of the longgrain primitive instead, who was at our old home and then went over to NeutralUnderground.

Does NeutralUnderground still exist any more?  Does anybody know?
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »
I never, never get a gown with any ties in the back.... :argh:

I think they pull them all off when they see me coming.

I'm familiar with those gowns, but in my instance, it seemed I was always allowed to wear pants, too, once I was put back into order.

But it's been my observation they don't do that all the time.

Perhaps you had leaking bowels or something, at the time?  I have no idea.
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2011, 03:07:59 PM »
This is the same guy that was over at CU for a while and then went to NU, right?

Yeah, he was sending unsolicited nude pictures of himself to the females over there and got banned.
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« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2011, 03:08:48 PM »
Yeah, he was sending unsolicited nude pictures of himself to the females over there and got banned.

So that was NightTrain, and not longgrain, right?
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« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2011, 03:10:39 PM »
So that was NightTrain, and not longgrain, right?

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« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2011, 04:05:01 PM »
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Thanks, sir; that was before my time, so I didn't recognize the name.
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2011, 05:17:47 PM »
Oh my.

We have a lurking primitive visiting this thread, from an affluent neighborhood in Connecticut, probably looking for something that had been here, but isn't here any more.

Too bad.
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« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2011, 07:22:38 PM »
:lmao:

I'm not a prude, but what if I was walking around naked and tripped and my Husband had to call the cops and an ambulance? I'd be so embarrassed because I know all these people.

      :lol:

One of the "hazards" of living in a small town.   :lmao:
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« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2011, 08:24:28 AM »
Instead you ended up becoming a one time superhero: Naked Man, who defeated the evil doers with just the showing of your wrench and tallywacker.

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« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2011, 08:38:03 AM »
One of the "hazards" of living in a small town.   :lmao:

Another night, another batch of lurking primitives coming to this thread; one might as well give them more material to mull over.

I spent my adolescence in a small town (circa 3,000) in the Sandhills of Nebraska, around the North Loup River, the Middle Loup River, and the South Loup River.  The area was isolated; this town was the largest town for more than 200 miles, and the second-largest town had only a few hundred people.

During the summer, three friends and I used to spend late mornings and early afternoons cleaning up the litter left at the local drive-in movie theatre, and it would get pretty hot, usually at the peak of summer temperatures unrelentingly in the three digits.

We'd get done about 2:00 in the afternoon, and immediately head for one of the Loup Rivers to swim.

The summer I was a sophomore in high school, a foreign-exchange student from West Germany joined us, and the first time all of us went swimming, he shucked every stitch and dove into the water.

We were shocked; "skinny-dipping" was something from pioneer days, and modern people wore trunks.

But we soon thereafter lost all inhibitions, and all summers through graduation from high school, never bothered again with swimming-trunks, gym-shorts, or briefs.

Of course, we looked and "compared."  The German among us was pretty small, and that he was uncircumcised made him look damned near miniature.  So much for the much-vaunted European or "continental" manhood.  (For the record, franksolich was, and is, utterly average.)

About twenty years later, I was wandering around the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants.  Now remember, I was on my own; on my own dime and my own time and my own whim, criss-crossing a Texas- or France-sized area from one end to another, from top to bottom, west to east, going back to places where I'd been before.  I avoided the cities and stuck with the countryside and villages.

Because the all-benevolent socialists for three generations had isolated the people, keeping them in one area rather than allowing them to (voluntarily) move about, I was the first (and to this day in many cases, probably the only) American--or even westerner, for that matter--many of these workers and peasants had ever seen.

There was a great deal of intense curiosity about me.

For example, I was mortified when I learned--because I'm deaf and didn't know the languages, I was rather late in learning--that one of the common sources of wonderment about me was that I never seemed to have to empty the bowels.  Given conditions as they were in the paradises, one's excretory habits were observed by all, and apparently it drove the workers and peasants nuts, trying to figure out when and how I did it.

I was very much the Victorian prude over there; I don't recall that in nearly two years, a single worker or peasant saw more skin of franksolich than just my head, the arms from the elbows to the fingertips, and the legs from the knees to the feet.

And because I observed much more in others than what I dare reveal about myself, I found the judgement of my friends and myself twenty years before, confirmed.  Compared with the Sandhills of Nebraska, European males have very little about which to boast. 
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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2011, 08:55:27 AM »
That DUmp exchange made me throw up in my mouth a little just reading it. :puke:

BTW as far as naked time it is mostly in the bedroom. I took a quick photo getting ready for bed last night.



















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Re: primitives take it all off
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2011, 09:03:41 AM »
That DUmp exchange made me throw up in my mouth a little just reading it. :puke:

BTW as far as naked time it is mostly in the bedroom. I took a quick photo getting ready for bed last night.





















Ok, there's you, and Mr. Razz, but what's with the midget?   :lmao:
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« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2011, 09:11:00 AM »
Ok, there's you, and Mr. Razz, but what's with the midget?   :lmao:
He is there to take care of the donkey. :-)
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« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2011, 09:21:46 AM »
That DUmp exchange made me throw up in my mouth a little just reading it. :puke:

BTW as far as naked time it is mostly in the bedroom. I took a quick photo getting ready for bed last night.

Actually, the thought of a naked primitive could have a useful purpose.

For example, one might be on a diet, and having some trouble with it.

Just envision in the imagination a naked primitive--I suggest either the subway cat or the gigantic primitive, but of course there's many others from which to select--and one won't be able to eat for a week or ten days, the stomach's so convulsed.
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« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2011, 10:00:50 AM »
Actually, the thought of a naked primitive could have a useful purpose.

For example, one might be on a diet, and having some trouble with it.

Just envision in the imagination a naked primitive--I suggest either the subway cat or the gigantic primitive, but of course there's many others from which to select--and one won't be able to eat for a week or ten days, the stomach's so convulsed.
That is a wonderful idea! It would be a sure fire weight loss tool and think of all the money we could pour into the VRWC machine if we market it. :cheersmate:
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« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2011, 10:44:38 AM »
That is a wonderful idea! It would be a sure fire weight loss tool and think of all the money we could pour into the VRWC machine if we market it. :cheersmate:

If I were on, or had to be on, a diet right now, I'd myself use the "image" of a naked nadin as my inspiration, as she's starting to look more and more like a chubby drunken Bella Abzug to me.

I know; it defies the imagination
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« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2011, 12:22:25 PM »
Whoa.  This thread continues to be really really popular with lurking primitives; decent and civilized people not so much, but it's being a strong magnet for primitives, who flock here like bees to honey.


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