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Offline Karin

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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2011, 09:52:18 AM »
Goofy-assed story.

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5. They arrange a payment plan for one of the players when he lands on a property with a hotel so he can stay in the game.


WHAT payment plan?  Forgive this debt immediately!  Why should this player feel the stress of a debt load, toiling day in and day out at slave wages to meet this onerous bill?  After all, it benefits society as a whole if this player is happy and carefree.  Stress causes disease you know; healthcare costs will skyrocket!  

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Was about to post, and saw Jakestyle's post.  WTF  :mental:  is right.  Museum?  Really?  This person sounds insane.  I can't believe that museum said no!  Can you imagine what the curator was thinking? 
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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 10:01:02 AM »
What happens when her kids go to someone else's house and have to play Monopoly by the standard rules?  Do they stage a sit-in protest at that person's home?
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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 10:05:04 AM »
It sounded believable up until #4. 3 bongs.
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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 10:11:37 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 19, 2011, 09:46:57 AM
WTF!  :mental:

LOL that is some crazy shit.

When I used to play with barbies and my brother's GI Joe (with the Kung Foo grip) he would slide down a string ino the "wild" and fight off bad guys.  Then he would come home to Barbie and ask what was for dinner.  Barbie would say "get your own dang dinner". Barbie had a job too, she was a flight attendant (back then a stewardess) as I had the Barbie airplane.  

No three week long funerals for us, we must not have had imaginations  

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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2011, 10:41:56 AM »
I don't even want to row over.  I'm scared; like visiting an insane asylum.  What if someone hurls something at you? 
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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-18-11 11:27 PM
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60. There was a Marxist version of monopoly
 Called "Class Struggle" that we used to play in the 70's. Now might be a good time to bring it back.

http://www.nyu.edu/projects/ollman/game_rules.php 

 ::)  Or not. 

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Codeine  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-19-11 07:46 AM
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71. Rrrrright. nt
:lmao: 

The DUmmies are lapping it up and slobbering all over themselves.  "They should run for president!  I would vote for them!"  Childish.

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Re: "I have tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter." (Pacifist Patriot)
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2011, 12:54:09 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 18, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
I always wonder why there is no game of Socialism.

Because you can't make up bounces about "socialism, there are no conversions and the bushes really are full of cops.
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