Hey Taverner,
Simply refund to me all of the federal taxes and state taxes that I've paid in my lifetime and I'll move to the Bahamas. Until then, GFY.
And P.S. - If all of you jackbooted thug liberals would stop insisting that the Federal government run everyone's lives, and leave state's rights to the states, you and your fellow stinky-assed hippies could turn your state into whatever communist paradise you wanted.