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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« on: September 13, 2011, 01:47:59 PM »
I keep hearing in some thread that I'm a fascist Nazi who wants to centralize control of all the corporations in conjunction with government control to micromanage the poor into economic death camps.

Then in other threads I'm a anarchist who would leave us all without roads, police, fire services, etc in the high-tech equivalent of Somalia.

Frankly, I can't keep up. Please tell me which evil I'm supposed to be.


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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 02:27:37 PM »
How do you know it (the evil) won't change tomorrow? :???:
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 02:29:58 PM »
You're all of the above because you don't advocate stealing from people to give to worthless deadbeats, you racist.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 02:40:52 PM »
Meh, the DUmmies are just constantly full of strawman arguments.  Excuse me, strawman/woman/gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender/questioning/intersex.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 02:44:53 PM »
I try to multitask evil.  I'm not as good at it as my wife, though.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 03:22:21 PM »
You forgot the following:

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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2011, 05:07:51 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2011, 02:44:53 PM
I try to multitask evil.  I'm not as good at it as my wife, though.

It pays to be diversified. My company specializes in Pre-Adolescent Slave Labor, but next year we're branching out into Kicking Old People Out Into The Streets.

Find a need and fill it. That's my business philosophy.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2011, 06:26:53 PM »
Quote from: dandi on September 13, 2011, 05:07:51 PM
It pays to be diversified. My company specializes in Pre-Adolescent Slave Labor, but next year we're branching out into Kicking Old People Out Into The Streets.

Find a need and fill it. That's my business philosophy.

That's funny, because I'm in the Deny Healthcare to Cancer Patients business.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2011, 08:33:44 PM »
Cthulu.  Why vote for the lesser evil?  Right?
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2011, 10:17:18 AM »
Quote from: dandi on September 13, 2011, 05:07:51 PM
It pays to be diversified. My company specializes in Pre-Adolescent Slave Labor, but next year we're branching out into Kicking Old People Out Into The Streets.

Find a need and fill it. That's my business philosophy.

I've been looking to contract out some evil. I need some grandmothers thrown down some stairs. Oh, and I definitely don't want kids eating lunches at school.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2011, 10:18:53 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2011, 02:44:53 PM
I try to multitask evil.  I'm not as good at it as my wife, though.

Same here.  My wife is gifted.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2011, 01:45:27 PM »
I'm so evil, they can't imagine it.
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Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2011, 01:47:41 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2011, 01:47:59 PM
I keep hearing in some thread that I'm a fascist Nazi who wants to centralize control of all the corporations in conjunction with government control to micromanage the poor into economic death camps.

Then in other threads I'm a anarchist who would leave us all without roads, police, fire services, etc in the high-tech equivalent of Somalia.

Frankly, I can't keep up. Please tell me which evil I'm supposed to be.


Kisses,

teh bunneh

That depends. Did you support the "evil genius" George W. Bush or the "dumb as a post" George W. Bush?
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