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Re: the secret diaries of nadin
« Reply #75 on: October 13, 2011, 08:15:50 PM »
"The Great Satan"
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Well now, I rather enjoyed inventing "bag of tail" and "peckadildo" for nadin to use.
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Re: the secret diaries of nadin
« Reply #76 on: October 13, 2011, 08:19:18 PM »
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bag·a·telle/ˌbægəˈtɛl/ Show Spelled[bag-uh-tel]
noun

something of little value or importance; a trifle.

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pec·ca·dil·lo/ˌpɛkəˈdɪloʊ/ Show Spelled[pek-uh-dil-oh]
noun, plural -loes, -los.

a very minor or slight sin or offense; a trifling fault.
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Re: the secret diaries of nadin
« Reply #77 on: October 14, 2011, 04:35:29 AM »
14 October 2011.  Dear Diary:  More exasperation today.  I talked with a second Holly wood agent, a Maurer, from the family that had the three Stooges a long time ago.  He didn’t want 15%, only 12.5%, but with expenses.  And he was willing to put only twenty hours a week into promoting I, Nadin, the Mentor of God.

I’m not going to get my due, Diary, unless I fight for it.  I, Nadin, and the Church Triumphant and Everlasting of I, Nadin, the Mentor of God, deserve nothing but the best, and the most vigor ous, of some one’s time and energy.

And this quibble about money.  What is money, Dear Diary, when compared with fame and glory?

Why do they always want money, when I, Nadin, can give them some thing better than money?

I have to con fess, Dear Diary, that I hacked the Great Satan franksolich’s e-mail, to find some dirt on him so as to destroy him and his reputation.

Only stupid people don’t cheat, and besides, the creep franksolich has said many times that while he obeys the rules, the boundaries, he fully expects “the other side” to cheat, observing no rules, no boundaries.

I dunno how he expects to win without cheating, but since cheating’s okay with him, Diary, I’m cheating.

I went to his most important e-mail account, which he shares with his best friend—he calls him “the senior business partner,” although I’m not sure why—who lives out in the Sand hills.  franksolich him self apparently lives on the eastern edge of the Sand hills, but plans to move there late next year.

Most of the messages are about people and their problems with money.  Not the problems of those two with money, but the problems of other people, in which those two get involved.  It looks as if they’re accountants of some sort, charged with finding the ways people cheat with money.

There isn’t anything interesting in those messages, Diary; accounting’s a bore any way.

There’s personal messages too, and once in a while the two get into argue ments.  The other one went through a nasty divorce and is still bitter about it; the creep franksolich keeps telling him to “let it go, move on.”  franksolich is in health not so good, and the other one’s always harping on him about that.

Oh my.  franksolich's health is a "hot button" issue with him, and asking about it's asking for trouble, as his nephews and Penn sylvania cousins know from face book.  But Diary, health isn't a black mailable handle.

The other one became involved in the senatorial campaign of a woman from the Sand hills, and she’s expected to win the republithug primary next year.  He wants franksolich to get involved, but while the creep is willing, he has no idea what he can “possibly contribute,” other than stuffing envelopes.

There’s thousands of e-mails between the two, Diary, and they’re all pretty boring.

Dear Diary, I’m des perate to find some dirt on franksolich.
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Re: the secret diaries of nadin
« Reply #78 on: October 14, 2011, 12:02:43 PM »
How many is a "peck o dildoes" ? :-)
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Re: the secret diaries of nadin
« Reply #79 on: October 14, 2011, 12:40:03 PM »
How many is a "peck o dildoes" ? :-)

That's a nadism, for "peccadillos."
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Re: the secret diaries of nadin
« Reply #80 on: October 15, 2011, 07:11:17 AM »
15 October 2011.  Dear Diary:  Decisions, decisions, decisions, again.

I spoke with a car dealer about suitable modes of trans portation for I, Nadin, once the Church Everlasting and Triumphant of I, Nadin, the Mentor of God, gets underway.  It’s not like I, Nadin, should be expected to dirtey the bottoms of my shoes by walking.

I wanted something like the Popemobile, but the dealer says there’s only one of those in the whole world, and it’s not for sale.  He suggested a Cadillac stretch limousine, white, 64 feet long, but that wasn’t the way I wanted to go. 

I wanted height, not length, and so he’s looking into Cadillac convertibles about twenty feet high, in which I can sit out in the open above the crowds, smiling and waving down upon them.

And with slots on the side to receive monetary donations from the faithful as I pass.

He doesn’t sale them, but I asked him to find a source for a sedan chair, to be borne aloft on the shoulders of sixteen men, with appropriate décor inside and out, and an emergency W.C. inside.  That, I, Nadin will need for my entry into the church.

I’m still reading the e-mails of the creep franksolich, this time ones between him and his girl friend.

Diary, I thought I would find some dirt there, but they’re just common place e-mails, usually arranging for the two of them to meet some where for lunch or supper.  No terms of endearment, no seductive talk.

It’s very odd, though, Diary; the creep won’t go to a fish place or a steak house or an Asian restaurant or an all you can eat buffet or any where that serves beans.

After going back and forth the two of them always meet at Valentino’s or the country club.

The creep has arrangements with both places, to use a private dining room, just the two of them.  I wonder why he does that, Diary.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."